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my family is fucking weird. and by weird I mean we have nothing in common, like people make make milk baby jokes and I am like "that totally makes sense!".

anyway my self proclaimed luddite sister and her annoyingly hipster husband recently purchased 300 acres of land in the middle of fucking nowhere with an old farm house on it. my family is always bugging my wife and I to come out and visit on the weekends. so last weekend I relented and we went out. apparently their idea of a good time is wandering through the woods ( I guess a trip to microcenter was to much to ask?). fast forward and I am now covered. COVERED in chigger bites. it is so bad that I have had to shave my legs then cover them in allow & lidocaine and wrap them up in gauze. FUCK THIS SHIT🤕😤🤕

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  • 0
    Fuck, man. I'm sorry for you.
  • 3
    I wish you get rickety rickety wrecked son
  • 3
    @coookie Tha*BURP*nks
  • 1
    Tell us you brought your laptop and tell us there was an Internet connection - even dial-up😀
  • 1
    @Jumpshot44 ever try pip install on a public wifi connection in a crowded coffee shop ? this was worse.
  • 2
    @RickSanchez Reading all of your posts in Rick's voice from now on. I'm loving it.
  • 0
    @edisonn when I was younger yes, now that I am coming up on 30 it doesn't seem to matter as much. I still think about it from time time tho . . .
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    I wish I had a chance to spend some time out in the Woods without nothing to worry about. But everyone has it's own pleasures. I understand your hate hahaha
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    I love the outdoors! You just can't go all willy nilly. Enjoying nature is so awesome. But to each their own.
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