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1 of the many windows rants i will make since i have to use that on work's laptop.

Let's start.
20GB for an IDE? what a joke.

Seriously MS. Are you fucking retarded? You have a fuckin retarded windows store, and i need to open it 3 times for it to be functional? Fuck you.

I want to change the default browser. YES I FUCKIN WANT TO CHANGE IT, STOP FUCKIN ASKING ME 500 TIMES IF I'M SURE ABOUT IT AND DO THE THING I TOLD YOU TO DO. Fuck you.

2GB on startup? Thanks, appreciated. Miss my 250MB on my linux laptop. FUCK YOU.

Did i fuckin tell you i want to sync the onedrive? I clicked that shit to disable it and you decided to sync the fuck out of it? Fuck you.

Candy crash and other retarded games? LOL, can't say anything. The laptop is from the job, i won't bother uninstalling that shit. In any case MS would reinstall them again. Fuck you.

Fans at 100% for no reason and battery draining like it's a cold drink that drinks someone who is thirsty? Thanks MS, very helpful. Fuck you.

Powershell? Well i leave that. Whenever i remember how slow it is i want to throw the laptop of the window. Fuck you.

Notifications? Thanks, it's very good thing to spam them for no fucking reason. Fuck you.

Skype? Who the fuck told you to install it? Fuck you.

Well i won't say anything about their fuckin updates. Every one knows how retarded and piece of shit they are.

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  • 9
    Honestly, it concerns me how people can't use this easy as fuck OS without having a lot of issues.

    0) The IDE size is unnecessary, I do agree there.

    1) Set the default browser the day I got the laptop, have never been asked to set edge as default ever since.

    2) I don't even remember being asked to sync one drive, but I'm assuming I said no, and that's the last of it.

    3) I don't even get notifications... Ever.

    4) Uninstalled Candy crush the day I got the laptop and news flash: it's still gone

    5) Going on 5 years or so with a Windows laptop and I've never once had an update just poof out the fucking blue.

    On the contrary, everything I want to do with my Linux machine takes at least twice as long as it would on windows. I couldn't even play a fucking wav file from a CD without spending 15 minutes trying to find out what the fuck is wrong with it.

    To each their own, I suppose.
  • 3
    I use Windows all the time, and never have problem with it, and I can do anything with windows... 😁

    Except: developing apple apps 😂😂
  • 2
    Looks like you need someone who knows computers to help you out a bit. All these things can be fixed in about 3 minutes.

    Install VS code and be happy.
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