Shit like "Stan Twitter" is high key retarded.

It blows my mind that Airbnb doesn't have a feature to filter based on dates available.

Lmao saying "ok boomer" triggers the Google home

You good McD?

Apple products being memed>

"Android charger" is one of the most infuriating phrases I can hear.

Google

Laptop recommendations for >=$300?

Main purpose is edit word docs, emails, shopping, etc.

Follow up: how shit is Windows 10 in S Mode or whatever the hell it's called?

Seeing "oddly satisfying" on shit that isn't odd or satisfying low key pisses me off.

The irony is cable is now a fading star.

Yea about that

People that use their phone on speaker (and have it set loudly) in public are a special breed of jackass

A few of Stux's !dev pet peeves

1) People that walk slow as fuck in the middle of a side walk. Like hurry uppppp. I've gotta get 0.5 miles in like 8 minutes and you blocking the walkway doesn't help.

2) People that don't understand how side walks work. Treat it like the fucking road. ⬇️⬆️ Is the pattern in which you should walk. It's not rocket science.

3) People that start walking up the bus steps as I'm clearly walking forward to get off. Ffs let me off and THEN get on you stupid bitch

4) people that bike or ride their skateboard/longboard around campus but are moving slower than I am while walking. If you're gonna do that hop the fuck off and carry the damn thing.

5) people that don't try to solve an issue with their code on their own BEFORE they call the professor over. (There goes the !dev lol)

6) people that act like their favorite musician or athelete or actor or anyone fucking famous they play kiss ass with can't be criticized. Just bc they're famous and/or good at what they do sure asf doesn't make them perfection and I retain the right to voice my opinion.

My name is Stuxnet and you're watching Disney Channel.

Well at least the tin foil hat nix fanboys aren't this fucking stupid lol

I'm not triggered, you're triggered.

Stop 👏🏻 replying 👏🏻all 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 company/class 👏🏻emails 👏🏻

The accuracy

Quik maths

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How many of y'all have to work on weekends?

If you do, both days or one day?

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

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Probably the store owner talking to a customer about jerking off while he went like 5 years without sex.

(Im working a basic job while in college)

Social media censorship is such a fucked up shithole of bullshit.

Ig thot models post their asses and tits on there about twice a week and it's not a big problem at all. Just turn a blind eye to that.

But God forbid you post something that is vaguely mean or anything political that isn't center to left, and that bitch is getting deleted for bullying or harassment.

I commented on this post and basically just said "your mom sounds like a bitch" but that got deleted for harassment. Is that really what harassment is? Well holy fuck I harass my friends like a few dozen times a day so I should probably get arrested.

Gotta love having speech censored under the umbrella of "pReVeNtiNg BuLlYiNg".

My mind will wonder off really quickly and it's not fun

You know what irks me is whenever people ask me how to do something without Googling it first.

Like ffs whenever I Google the same issue because I don't know the answer either, it's literally the first fucking result. Like damn bruh.

I don't mind helping people at all, but please at least try to be an adult and Google the fucking question first.

Tryna exit vim like

Nice another fucking hurricane

Cheers to this yearly tradition

Excuse me what the fuck