Gotta love this new AI implementations.

And

if (expletive.detected() === true) {
this.update.loadSeconds += 10000;
}

I never had these update issues with windows, yeah sometimes its quite annoying how long that takes but it is a freakin OS. Seems like people that have these issues never update their pc and then get caught off guard if Windows force updates. Quite reasonable from Microsoft not wanting to deal with all those idiots who ignore updates.