How to torture developers:
Step 1: put a cookiefactory next door.

I'm so full of myself that's not an issue. Confidence is key.

Yeah a week late but I got an update: I'm propably gonna get reduced to 20% work/pay. Yay.

So management decided that they wanted to reduce the infection chance by 50%. How? Half of the employees are gonna be working from home. I mean they are technically right.

Today is my last day at my current employer(a big german insurance company, boring af) and next monday I start at a medium sized company in an R&D position 😁

has anyone else here the same bad luck as me and has to deal with Oracle APEX? That shitfuckery should burn in the management hell it came from.

Every time I read some script kiddy insult here I just think: "you propably did the same thing 10 years ago, not JS but PHP, but it was the same level of shitfuckery and the C/C++ Devs looked the same way at you you look at NodeJS developers now."

Maintaining a legacy Apache x86 PHP application that is coded in a way that it requires windows as an operating system.

Oh wait thats my job

!dev
There is no greater embarrassment for me as a german then the Deutsche Bahn. There is no greater accumulation of incompetence than this bundle of dillitants.

If the files linecount could be your birthyear you propably are doing something wrong.

OS as weeddealers:
Windows has standard weed. Nothing special, but reliable.
Linux got a great selection, but you always gotta haggle with him for hours until something works out.
Mac sells oregano.

I'm gonna write a book: "Unity ECS is simple to learn and other lies you can tell yourself"

I tried once to convince an ex-python dev not to write 100 lines long shitty indented functions and seperate that stuff but no it works just fine why should I or anyone else be able to read it.

Dev goals on the 1st of January:
- learn vulkan
- get a good paying job
Dev goals on the 3rd of January:
- not getting drafted

!rant

Today my PCs 9 years of service to me has ended. We lived through 3 windows versions, many many linux distros and even more games. This computer gave me more happiness than any friend or girl. This computer supported me more than any of my parents.
Farewell old friend.

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

If the package.json is longer than your actual code this maybe shouldnt be a package. Just saying.

Fucking fuck you STRATO. This cancer of a german hosting provider just should be shutdown for crimes against reason. Our website got infected by some shit (I'd like to not state why, there is only so much pressure my main arterie can handle) and now we are supposed to remove that file. Well they blocked all incoming and outgoing traffic to the server so we cannot connect via sftp, the only choice you got with STRATO. And they wont restore network access for the server unless we remove the file. No logical loop to see here citizen, please move on.

My employer has no work for me, so i'm sitting here, watching anime and scrolling devrant. For gods sake give me work.

The inventors of PHP and WordPress should be executed for heinous crimes against humanity.

Personal Project:
Code lives in gitrepo, commits to master are automatically unit tested and if all tests work it will be published to production
At Work:
"If you're done put this .bat in the project folder, it will copy everything in it per ftp to production"

And on the 8th day, God created OracleDataAccess, so that mankind shall understand despair.

!dev
Was looking for an anime to watch this evening, looking into netflix recommended:
Guilty Crown
Nah i dont wanna cry today
Charlotte
I said no crying
Clannad
....
Angel Beats
I SAID NO CRYING OKAY?

I had to write a job portal which had to be done in php5.6 and mariadb and it had to be IE compatible. All of those good things.

Did some technology counseling company stumble upon flutter an declared it the next "hit every damn nail with it"-hammer or why does everybody here have to learn flutter?

C# styling question: in a constructor do you prefer:

public MyClass(int MyVariable) {
this.MyVariable = MyVariable;
}

or

public MyClass(int _MyVariable) {
MyVariable = _MyVariable;
}

?

Is there any reason why the actual fuck the OracleDataAccess Driver for C# returns everything either as decimal or string else its a TypeConversionError? Why does it even have the functionality to return an int if that can literally never happen?

So i've forgot my pin for my debitcard now its locked and i cant buy food till monday because a bank consultant has to unlock it, great.

!rant
Quote from my teacher: "It can only be divine design that a mans vision and a womans beauty decline at the same rate"

First day at work, my credentials arent registered so I cannot connect to the network which renders my notebook useless bc i have to log into a domainservice. I'm waiting for the support while reading a book about the thing i should be doing right now. Off to a great start!