“No, Google Translate, my name is not VARIKA.”

"VARIKA?! Is vat you?!"

What are you saying VARIKA?

@Jilano NEGO.

@bigus-dickus The funny thing about that is that it's probably trying to turn my name into a feminine noun. I often write in Latin, and this happens when Translate pops up in AOL. The fact that my signature is “scientia ipsa est potentia” probably doesn't help.

This was a terrible comment. Good grief.

@varikvalefor Errare humanum est, perseverare diabolicum.

@Jilano cum 👀