COMPANIES DON'T NEED FUCKING BLOCKCHAIN YOU CAN JUST MANAGE IT YOURSELF. THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF BLOCKCHAIN IS SO NO ONE HAS CONTROL AND IF YOU MAKE A BLOCK CHAIN THAT YOU CONTROL THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.

Same

@Jilano Oh your iDevice doesn't turn on anymore and you lost your hardware stored crypto?

That'll be 499$. Oh you don't have our overpriced protection plan?
Sorry, thats gonna be 299$ extra.

...y-you want your 4000$ stored in crapple coins back? Sorry, I am afraid we'll have to wipe the device in the process although it's probably just gonna be one tiny smb and we are incompetent idiots.