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kshep92
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Had to create this table tent because mfs just couldn't take a hint. I also have one for when I'm concentrating/deep in code zone.

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  • 19
    ...assiduously on an assigned task. If you need assistance, please assume that any request's associated time will be limited.
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    ASS.

    Need slip in more ass at work B-)
  • 8
    Someday someone (I think amazon) will build a ML powered display capable to answer to FAQ. Reducing distractions from coworkers.
  • 3
    @irene sounds like a collab ;-)
    Maybe @Condor can help on the hardware side.
  • 2
    @DLMousey Thats exactly what I said lol
  • 2
    @shelladdicted I recall that one of the fruity pie boards has a built-in mic.. Orange or Banana Pi if memory serves me right, but not sure. As for the voice assistant part.. I vaguely recall that Google has an API, but I haven't looked much into it.
  • 1
    Much too nice.
  • 3
    add a line:

    Disclaimer:
    it's just some text to tell you to FUCK OFF
  • 2
    Leave Kevin alone.
    Also why do I have to leave my desk and sit at a far corner hot desk?
    Leave #metoo
  • 0
    @Root trust me, I would have loved to be more frank, but management...
  • 1
    I like the clean layout, mate. Good job.
  • 0
    @Intronout thank you, I figured I'll make it easy to read so there will be no excuses
  • 0
    @Bitkris mother f***ers 😅
  • 0
    Well-designed and easy to read. Good job, albeit too kind for my tastes. I prefer to be more blunt: https://devrant.io/rants/376009
  • 0
    @irene Heh, thanks :3

    I actually got it as a birthday present from my brother 😅
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    Who even would read it?
  • 2
    @Pogromist I'm having a 90% success rate thus far.
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    @kshep92 maybe that red sign attracts attention.
  • 0
    @Trablarer I assume the internet is banned at your office? 😂😂
  • 1
    Kevin's very polite, I think most people's sign would read: "No. Now F*$! OFF."
  • 0
    The beauty of remote work is that you don't have to worry about this
  • 0
    Surely a 5 second question still ruins the next 20 minutes of work? Don't tolerate their questions, drop an email or send an IM, event if it says "when you're free, could you drop by for a quick chat?"
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