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Gf: "could you fetch me some basil from the supermarket?"
Me: "No I'm building you a raspberry pi driven aquaponics greenhouse with tilapia and a dozen herbs"
Gf: "All I see is a giant smelly tank and withered plants"
Me: "Yeah the fish pooped themselves to death and the plants don't like that much nitrate... But one of these days, you'll get your basil"
Gf: "I'll just go buy some"
Me: "NO, DEATH TO COMMERCIAL HERBS. SIT DOWN GIRL, WE SOLDER WIRES UNTIL WE HAVE COMPILED LIVING FISH AND BUILT LUSH FORESTS OF BASIL"
Wife: Lets buy smart frame
Me: hmm, I have some spare raspberry pi and LCDs...
joke/meme