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ganjaman4339470dMy name is ganjaman and im here to say
I hope youre having a wonderful day
BadFox236070dI can tell you right now, nothing is better at insulting me than my thoughts.
What was it like losing world war 2?
Not as bad as what I'm about to do.
Justice from Romania, what is this satire?
Rappin' ain't easy, give up now...retire.
Your avatar's empty just like your head.
My avatar's full just like my bed.
Gettin chicks on the daily.
Flexin' my skills, I'm not lazy.
You think you know how to rap.
I'm here to show you you're crazy.
74++s and you're up in our face?
Asking us to give you a challenge,
you really wanna race?
It's like mini-me tryin' touch my 6'4 face.
Well, you were supposed to insult me, but I'll see what I can do.
Thanks for that man
But a trip to Japan
Is the only way
I'll have a nice day
My moral is now low
Solving bugs is so slow
More are coming
It's an overflow
Bugs in every line
A bug in this rhyme
Bugs all the time
What's it like losing against me
How does it feel being my enemy?
Even when I'll retire I'll keep on spitting fire
Your lines were good now they backfire
Bitch shut that mouth up and admire
You'll wish you could eat your words
I took them, turned them around, now they are swords
And they are in my hands ready to be used
Like your life is ready to be loosed
Flexing with your 1288 reputation
People gave it as a donation
To you cause you're poor
A man with desilusions of grandeur
Racing against me you'll lose your breath
Like that time when you were on meth
Now you are again close to death
Cause you went on a race you cant win
You're chicks are now a has-been
Everybody on devrant has seen
How murders begin!
You sound like a prehistoric nomad.
Grammar and spelling so bad,
I thought I was reading a 2 year old's notepad.
It's only a delusion if it's not true,
and no one needs a donation like you.
Your personal attacks are about as whack,
as your mom who has sex for crack.
Take me to her work, it's only a short hike.
I could really use some new tassels for my bike!
Throw the white flag, bow down...
or devrant will see you're just a clown.
A notepad? We know you can't read
I talked to your mother and she agreed
To take my dick and my seed
Now she'll have 2 kids to feed.
I saw her body, completely nude
Now you know you're screwed
You shouldn't have started this feud
Life was easy when I wasn't around
Smoking weed till you hit the ground
Having eveything you could want
I was a ghost, now I'm ready to haunt.
But that life is long gone and buried
I sorted my shit, I got maried
Only one problem left to go
You and your fucking mother, my ex-hoe
What happened, is anything wrong?
Too afraid too respond?
Can't rap about me?
That's fine, praise me in a song!
So stop this exotic escapade
Bitch you've been played
Say a prayer to god
And be afraid
You want to poke my mom with your dick?
You couldn't even please a flea,
let alone your wife with that toothpick.
Don't pretend you can afford to have kids.
Last paycheck so small, you spent it all on 1 tube of chapstick!
I know PHP devs have it rough,
but you make my life look like a picnic.
Claiming I've a small dick
Oh no no you prick
Ask your momma
How I left her in a comma
After i fucked her vagina
With my great wall of china
I dont have money
Oh man that's so funny
While your mom calls me honey
These battles I learned something
I can see you're like myself
Back when I was twelve
How's that you might ask
Let me answer real fast
Oh man you see you're not a guy
You're just a primitive ai
I designed you when I was 5
I wanted to represent your IQ in a bool
But ended up leaving it as NULL
That's why you're such a fool.
You still have time
No need to say any line
I know you hate your life
Come on drop the mic
Pic the knife
End your life, just suicide
You're obsessed with my mom like your wife don't exist,
I'm not worried, you're at the bottom of her list.
If you try to make a move,
She'll hit you with a cease and desist.
Speaking of moms, let's talk about yours.
Pregnant by the first guy she ever kissed.
Your dad === your grandpa,
How's that for a fucked up twist.
I've talked about your dick, money, and birth.
Let's see what's next on my checklist:
Ah fuck it, you get the gist.
The class is now over, you're dismissed.
Yes I did google it. You know, google is a wonderful tool. Maybe you should use it yourself
Edit:Editing your comment so you can google? Come on.
Have you ever heard about the prehistoric epoch?
The first nomadic pastoral society developed in the period from 8,500–6,500 BC in the area of the southern Levant. There, during a period of increasing aridity, Pre-Pottery Neolithic B (PPNB) cultures in the Sinai were replaced by a nomadic, pastoral pottery-using culture, which seems to have been a cultural fusion between a newly arrived Mesolithic people from Egypt (the Harifian culture), adopting their nomadic hunting lifestyle to the raising of stock.
What makes that line so genius is that nomads couldn't read or write. They were pre-reading and writing.
It's still fundamentaly wrong. And no, it's a good line but not genius
I wish someone else would chime in, because you're completely misguided. Nomads were prehistoric. Your snippet doesn't disprove it at all.
"The date marking the end of prehistory in a particular culture or region, that is, the date when relevant written historical records become a useful academic resource, varies enormously from region to region. For example, in Egypt it is generally accepted that prehistory ended around 3200 BC, whereas in New Guinea the end of the prehistoric era is set much more recently, at around 1900 AD. In Europe the relatively well-documented classical cultures of Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome had neighbouring cultures, including the Celts and to a lesser extent the Etruscans, with little or no writing, and historians must decide how much weight to give to the often highly prejudiced accounts of these "prehistoric" cultures in Greek and Roman literature."
Wanna hear something kinky?
That'll make you fall quickly?
Your mother still has her virginity
You are the product
Of a perverted act
when 2 man decided to fuck
Her in the park
They first tried the clit
But the dick didn't fit
So they made a hole in her stomach
She was struggling but all of the sudden
She went quiet like somebody pushed a button
Calm like that she took it in
2 months later you came out
Looking horrific and sick, but
She decided to raise you up
That's why you are this way
A man like you couldn't get women
So had to become gay
What do you now say?
My problems are child-play
Yours can ruin anyone's day
They can't be stored in an array
So we'll have to find another way
To do it quick cause you're in a decay
Your state gets worse when you open your mouth to say
To say, to boast and to try to roast
Me with your simple rhyming schemes
And stuff you see in your dreams.
Yea, I wish some of these were wrapped up.
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