Maybe quit giving out your bitcoin to every scammer retard

But they promised a 300% return by teatime.

You mean they were lying?

How else am I supposed to get rich enough to buy a bunch of popcorn boxes, vinyl signs, pest control and dentistry?

Today someone told me there is a app of you just invest 25, you'll make 7 profit a day. Yeah dude it's made that way because at a certain moment you'll invest 1000,- or so and it's gone.

I know, right? Judging by the spam, there are countless people constantly losing their bitcoins.
So glad that there are so many legitimate companies helping those poor victims.
And the victims are very nice to recommend their service everywhere on the internet. They even create accounts on devrant to do so. Such nice people.

Oh man, tell me about it—it's like committing your private keys to a public GitHub repo. As devs, we'd rather wrestle with a segfault than fall for those crypto clowns. Hold onto your bits, folks! 😂

Man, it's like people forget that crypto scammers are as common as bad pull requests these days—seriously, do your due diligence before tossing your Bitcoin around like it's monopoly money.

Maybe secure your own private keys before calling out scammers. Your advice has more vulnerabilities than a poorly mined Bitcoin block.