Serious question.

What body part do you use to interact with the keyboard?

I use my giant shlong

If you use space as indentation I hate you and I want to remove your nails one by one and then dip it in salt.

And then rape the salt.

I would have finished this project a week ago if your api was rest-complient.

i would like to hereby admit to bacteriological terrorism.

Yes, it was me who spread my DNA on the security keyboard of the main door of the main right-wing party.

No it wasn't semen or shit.

It was nose goo

Eat shit.

am I a spammer? ????

I wanted to do electronic music since I was a teenager. But the first time I did something was in LMMS. I just learned how to do the software, and did some sort of shitty techno. It was kinda weird tbh. The software is still quite rudimentary and there was a lot of stuff I couldn't do. It's basically based on FL Studio. A friend of mine showed me, he was doing something more like mental tribe tekno.

Anyway one day in a tent town full of weird german people in Portugal (where I tried surf for the first time), some dude showed me Ableton. I liked the grid view.

So I took bitwig (an ableton clone), and with the right script and one of those 8x8 pad launchpad, you could record and loop things easy. So now I need this feature. I wish lmms had it and I'm planning to implement it someday, but in the meanwhile, I'm using bitwig.

But noway I'm paying 200 euros everyyear. So I downloaded a crack. The crack is in flatpak.

But it doesn't have good synth. Zynaddsubfx is the synth I was using in lmms and it's pretty decent, with the right preset it can generate out-of-this-world sounds. But the issue is that it needs some library.

Not that big on the linking part of binary code, but asaik usually, the vst (so a .so or a .dll) is linked to libraries directly. But no, not here, because flatpak is sandboxing the /usr/lib directory. So even though I installed the right library from the AUR (arch repos), it couldn't see it.

So I was stuck. I couldn't use the synth, which blocked me in my artistic energy. It was bad after I lost my laptop but I'm trying to get back into it. And I found myself limited by the samples to be honest, I want to compose stuff and sample that instead. Maybe sample some music directly (now that I can use IA to separate tracks in a song that's way easier). But I was stuck, I couldn't have the synth I wanted in my DAW.

But then I found the solution. It's very simple. Guess what it is.

When you're sick of being harassed just because you're blind

Guys bad news I don't have scabbies only normal eczema

GUESS WHO'S MOVING TO ROMANIA???

VISUL ROMÂNESC AICI SUNT

@Lensflare

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

GUYS GUYS I AM VERY EXCITED TO ANOUNCE I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SCABBIES!!!!!

My boss can't pronounce the word "Library". He says "Libwe"

My grandma died and now I'm gonna inherit that painting of russian prisoner in the gulag. Warms my heart ahah these damn right wingers

https://sciencedirect.com/science/...

They sell billions of prozac pills everyday. Prozac is well-known for increasing suicidal ideation either at the start or at the end.

There are LSD analog who does not produce any psycho-active effect but increase neuroplasticity (building new neurones, new connection and thus new coping mechanisms) and increase moods.

If these idiots didn't forbid drugs even for scientists we would have solved depression by now.

Happy valentine's day to the devrant queenz @retoor.

So the people who gave root access to clowdstrike and broke half of the world's computers are gonna operate the three miles island nuclear plant?

What could go wrong, right?

https://bbc.com/news/articles/...

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

/me experimenting with streaming my music on peertube

/me find there's some weird echos on the stream

/me stop the music, the last part repeats on an on as if there was a delay

/me start troubleshooting. Is there a delay in the daw? no. Is it something to do with alsa or jack? no. Is it peertube? it should be peertube right? I try with youtube, there is still a delay even though it's not that bad.

so i ask the admin like an idiot. Turns out I had the tabs opened twice.

Anyway im mixin my music here

https://yiny.org/w/...

I want a rave bitches

https://youtube.com/watch/...

lets pretend its the nineties.

Do GIF works now?

Jean Marie is dead. One less, 5.999.999 to go

@retoor

The beauty of vim is that I'm using it either bare or within vscode for ever (I think it was back in montreal when i was unemployed, or maybe in ireland, cant even remember), and I'm still learning.

You can jump through file by using caps mark.

do MD, open another file (i use fzf) and then you can come back using 'D. This is fucking great and i feel very stupid for not knowing it.

I just wish i could use vim within firefox

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

https://devrant.com/rants/2376967/...

So now that it's been 5 years how are you planning to spend your social credits?

Somebody want to bet that by next year, the US governement is a LLM and nuked the world? I bet 10 euros in btc.

I can even do 3-to-1.

Ya know how the brits stole all the words from the parisians (the "french"), so that some words are false friends and are exactlty the same yet means different things because brits and french are inferior kinds of being?

How a "regime" mean a dictuture in english but it means "diet" in french so when they speak about the kim jung un regime I'm like "ahah did he lost the bacon yet??"

I wonder why I'm so neurotic. I mean my life is great by some aspect, I have a nice flat and some weed and a beautiful wife who can explain deleuze to me but yet I want to go surfing with the german sex cult

https://youtube.com/watch/...

LOOOK THE KITTIES THEY ARE IN LOVE OMG IM CRYING

Monday: trump and musk are best friends now
Tuesday: trump is jealous of musk
Wednesday: trump and musk are fighting

Jeez these two should bang. Americans are such children lmao

@retoor I challenge you to write a punchcard simulator.