omg tabloid are so dumb.

BREAKING: American woman uses chatGPT to pick lottery number and wins!!!!!!

They all have the same probability you fucktard that's the POINT

journalists should be IQ tested seriously

https://wheresyoured.at/openai400bn...

AHAHAHAHAHAH

LOCAL NEWSPAPERS ARE MAKING ARTICLE ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE AND THEY ARE ALL TAKING MY PICS LMAO

https://bruxellesdevie.com/wp-conte...

(I'm the one on the right)

Had a coding challenge.

I write the code, it's easy enough. All the tests are passing.

Yet the IA decided my code was 80%. The threshold is 90%.

That's fucking bullshit omg

A guy was saying the police must beat up people more.

I asked him if he beat up his kids.

Then said I was joking, that I know he was. Like he had been.

He said he had been beaten as a kid by LGBT propaganda.

I told him I totally got it. I mean you're young, you hear about two man making love, your pp grows, normal am I right?

He deleted his account lmao

Damn gay propagandist

I got arrested yesterday lmao

I saw a cop on a kid, then an unmarked one hitting the people. I screamed "HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR ID, THAT'S ILLEGAL".

12 hours of cells lmao

@retoor @bordedDev I even send my CVs to job ads in dutch now even though I dont understand it.

I'd be funny if it worked lmao the job is in ghent and the lady still give me an interview

Still have no idea what the job is about. She mentionned something about nuclear bombz and the nato I was like "ja ich bien kalified naturluik"

https://imgur.com/gallery/...

I'm so proud i started doing crack

Bank robbers took hostages? Let's just bomb the bank for 2 years.

I'm smart, I'm israeli.

Guys I can take a lot but Lensflare insulting waffles, I just cannot.

Waffles are the best meal that a man could hope for.

I know you won't like it but the world is actually divided between idiotland and normal-land.

Normal-land is between the maas river and the rhine. Everything else is stupid.

I sent 250 CVs. I had 2 answers, both negative.

Coming back to this retarded country was the worst decision of my fucking life.

Do you have a master's degree and 14+ years' relevant experience in IT, or a Bachelor's + 18 years of experience in IT?

Is this a fucking joke?

Dev life pro tip:

If you lack years of experience or proven track record of a specific technology, just say you do but you can't talk about. You signed a NDA. Very sensitive. Icky stuff for the CIA. The less you know the lesser the chance you end up naked in rural idaho, tripping balls on LSD convinced you are a toad for the rest of your life compliment of the MKULTRA program

Did you know you can support my trolling by subscribing to my patreon?

Spain is based.

https://boomjacky.art/about/

Do you see the first image saying "THE BURN"?

Open this rant to know the story of this image.

Guys apparently they added a rainbow in GTA and the right wingers are clenching their sphincters. .

I'm tired. Guess I'd better give up on this marriage shit, take my tax money and hide in the wood. Fuck society.

Crypto Queen Ruja Ignatova is my dream sugar mammy. Ruja if you read this call me xoxo

Javascript is truely the language of the proletariat. If I was president CPU would be Javascript-native and if you're caught doing anything else, you're sent to gulag

Gulag is 20 hours a day of mining bitcoin using brainfuck only.

Yay donald trump declared me a terrorist.

They are terrorized lmao.

I really have to start spreading leftist propaganda on linkedin lmao

I think it's the right place

(Unrelated, I guess dfox spread the cache, huh?)

EDIT: nope still slow af

The smaller the penis the bigger the country.

For example, have you been to luxemburg?

france PM got kicked out. The new PM saluted his "bravery".

The dude knew for years kids were getting raped in his town's primary school and did nothing. Yeah super brave

Last time I was in Brussel and the train conductor made his announcement in dutch only.

This kind of thing is how you get a civil war. There are rules. Brussel is both, wallonia is french (except the german part but nobody really cares about them) and the flemmish country is dutch. Except the town on the borders (and also some others) who also speak both. There's also the part of flanders that's in wallonia close to limburg, but it's a part we exchanged against comines-warneton that is close to france.

Sp to go from brussel to germany we would have to go from brussel to flanders and then to wallonia, and then to germany. If the train guy speaks the wrong language the train company have to pay fines.

Yall no me i'm no leftie but some gendered stuff are retarded. Like bike for women? What the fuck it's a machine retard why cant i use it just because I have a penis? Discrimination

Starting a side project. It's called UNIQUE.

Think of it as the vim of music production. DAWs are good for learning music but my workflow is getting clunky.

I like the looping mechanism of ableton though so I'm planning to do that in a standalone way.

It'll take me quite a bit of time i bet but if I pull it off I could get a job in audio

Imagine being a soldier during XVIII century europe.

You can shoot 3 bullet a minute. Meanwhile, you have to stand there and walk like an idiot knowing you're gonna die in exactly 50 seconds because anything else would be "uncivilized".

My wife can't work because they won't give her a visa.

They won't give her a visa because I "don't earn enough" (I billed 8000 euros / month last year).

Are right-wingers retarded? Yes.

If you'd let her work she wouldn't need me to sustain herself you dumb bitches