I've always been a frontend guy but this time I'm ready for the backend

And no I'm not talking about code

My daddy was a baker. The flour was bringing pest, so we had a cat.

We also had a giant automatic oven. And a sale lady that was in charge of checking that the cat wouldn't be in it before closing it for the night.

One day she didn't do her job and when my parents woke up, it was smelling like grilled chicken.

I hate this country. I don't know why everybody was telling me to go back, that life was so much better here.

It doesn't. It suck dicks. I never got threaded good here. They can fuck off with my tax money

Guys what if the people calling out reptilians conspiracy were just trolling us?

Yesterday best friend brought me to death metal concert. Was good.

Today I didnt recieve news from the job I applied to and liked though :( still no job. I started cold calling digital agency though (even talked to the guy directly, he was outside smoking a cig as I was passing by) and the guy was maybe interested.

Also I repaired my bike.

I wish wish I was in spain growing weed and chilling in my tipi

Countless times, the managerial leeches tried to get rid of us labourers. They tried with WYSIWYG. They tried with No-code bullshit. Now they're trying with IA.

Over and over again, they will fail. And if only they could realize before crashing the world economy AGAIN, that would be fucking great

ofc im woke. I do drugz

It's you guys being sleepiez

Trump is gonna sell the USA to some guy in nigeria. Mark my words

The only solution is to disolve the Kingdom of Belgium and the french 5th republic.

We must establish the federal popular republic of Francobelgium.

Germany can have luxemburg.

Death to the king

Omg I hate github. Fuck microsoft I swear those leeches are ruining everything they touch. They're like reverse midas.

If the nazis could invade Belgium and then France, the netherlands, which made D-Day necessary, it's because THOSE FUCKING VLAMS PEOPLE DIDN'T FIGHT THEIR LITTLE NAZI FRIENDS.

One day Luik / Liege / Luttich country will be independent from the genocidal german king of "Belgium".

From the maas to the north sea.

How many of the following list did you commit?

Does somebody have the words to explain wifu that plastic shit goes in the trash and not in the sink or on the counter.

Like it's basic human decency idk

belgian justice:

an illegal stole chocolat in front of the kinder plant

Sentence: 6 month, no probation

a cop drugged 2 girls with GHB and raped them

Sentence: "mandatory therapy"

Ik wil met je over iets praten @retoor

omg tabloid are so dumb.

BREAKING: American woman uses chatGPT to pick lottery number and wins!!!!!!

They all have the same probability you fucktard that's the POINT

journalists should be IQ tested seriously

https://wheresyoured.at/openai400bn...

AHAHAHAHAHAH

LOCAL NEWSPAPERS ARE MAKING ARTICLE ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE AND THEY ARE ALL TAKING MY PICS LMAO

https://bruxellesdevie.com/wp-conte...

(I'm the one on the right)

Had a coding challenge.

I write the code, it's easy enough. All the tests are passing.

Yet the IA decided my code was 80%. The threshold is 90%.

That's fucking bullshit omg

A guy was saying the police must beat up people more.

I asked him if he beat up his kids.

Then said I was joking, that I know he was. Like he had been.

He said he had been beaten as a kid by LGBT propaganda.

I told him I totally got it. I mean you're young, you hear about two man making love, your pp grows, normal am I right?

He deleted his account lmao

Damn gay propagandist

I got arrested yesterday lmao

I saw a cop on a kid, then an unmarked one hitting the people. I screamed "HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR ID, THAT'S ILLEGAL".

12 hours of cells lmao

@retoor @bordedDev I even send my CVs to job ads in dutch now even though I dont understand it.

I'd be funny if it worked lmao the job is in ghent and the lady still give me an interview

Still have no idea what the job is about. She mentionned something about nuclear bombz and the nato I was like "ja ich bien kalified naturluik"

https://imgur.com/gallery/...

I'm so proud i started doing crack

Bank robbers took hostages? Let's just bomb the bank for 2 years.

I'm smart, I'm israeli.

Guys I can take a lot but Lensflare insulting waffles, I just cannot.

Waffles are the best meal that a man could hope for.

I know you won't like it but the world is actually divided between idiotland and normal-land.

Normal-land is between the maas river and the rhine. Everything else is stupid.

I sent 250 CVs. I had 2 answers, both negative.

Coming back to this retarded country was the worst decision of my fucking life.

Do you have a master's degree and 14+ years' relevant experience in IT, or a Bachelor's + 18 years of experience in IT?

Is this a fucking joke?