GUYS GUYS I AM VERY EXCITED TO ANOUNCE I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SCABBIES!!!!!

My boss can't pronounce the word "Library". He says "Libwe"

My grandma died and now I'm gonna inherit that painting of russian prisoner in the gulag. Warms my heart ahah these damn right wingers

https://sciencedirect.com/science/...

They sell billions of prozac pills everyday. Prozac is well-known for increasing suicidal ideation either at the start or at the end.

There are LSD analog who does not produce any psycho-active effect but increase neuroplasticity (building new neurones, new connection and thus new coping mechanisms) and increase moods.

If these idiots didn't forbid drugs even for scientists we would have solved depression by now.

Happy valentine's day to the devrant queenz @retoor.

So the people who gave root access to clowdstrike and broke half of the world's computers are gonna operate the three miles island nuclear plant?

What could go wrong, right?

https://bbc.com/news/articles/...

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

/me experimenting with streaming my music on peertube

/me find there's some weird echos on the stream

/me stop the music, the last part repeats on an on as if there was a delay

/me start troubleshooting. Is there a delay in the daw? no. Is it something to do with alsa or jack? no. Is it peertube? it should be peertube right? I try with youtube, there is still a delay even though it's not that bad.

so i ask the admin like an idiot. Turns out I had the tabs opened twice.

Anyway im mixin my music here

https://yiny.org/w/...

I want a rave bitches

https://youtube.com/watch/...

lets pretend its the nineties.

Do GIF works now?

Jean Marie is dead. One less, 5.999.999 to go

@retoor

The beauty of vim is that I'm using it either bare or within vscode for ever (I think it was back in montreal when i was unemployed, or maybe in ireland, cant even remember), and I'm still learning.

You can jump through file by using caps mark.

do MD, open another file (i use fzf) and then you can come back using 'D. This is fucking great and i feel very stupid for not knowing it.

I just wish i could use vim within firefox

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

https://devrant.com/rants/2376967/...

So now that it's been 5 years how are you planning to spend your social credits?

Somebody want to bet that by next year, the US governement is a LLM and nuked the world? I bet 10 euros in btc.

I can even do 3-to-1.

Ya know how the brits stole all the words from the parisians (the "french"), so that some words are false friends and are exactlty the same yet means different things because brits and french are inferior kinds of being?

How a "regime" mean a dictuture in english but it means "diet" in french so when they speak about the kim jung un regime I'm like "ahah did he lost the bacon yet??"

I wonder why I'm so neurotic. I mean my life is great by some aspect, I have a nice flat and some weed and a beautiful wife who can explain deleuze to me but yet I want to go surfing with the german sex cult

https://youtube.com/watch/...

LOOOK THE KITTIES THEY ARE IN LOVE OMG IM CRYING

Monday: trump and musk are best friends now
Tuesday: trump is jealous of musk
Wednesday: trump and musk are fighting

Jeez these two should bang. Americans are such children lmao

@retoor I challenge you to write a punchcard simulator.

Today issah is born to tell us to fucking love each other so dont be a bad bitch today or you're gonna get whipped by some white dude doing a blackface

Imagine you're a dude chilling in Eupen in 1914 and suddenly the germanist army starts to bomb you because a guy got shot in sarajevo and france is friend with russia.

You have a border with france, retards, go attack them

I'm about to install and boot my first desktop PC since childhood. Excited

My grand daddy was a racist asshole who hated arabs and black people.

But my dad was right. No matter the race or the origin, the religion, jew or gentiles, rich or poor, pp or not, we should unite against our common enemy.

The flemmish.

It may sounds racist but seriously, my washing machine broke, it's not even 6 months old. I had to fight with them for weeks and now they only offers me an appointment in 5 weeks

Mediamarkt my balls. Fucking germans

Guys i'm bored lets throw a rave in your country presidential palace.

I bring acid

I'm all for trans rights but drag racing sounds a bit cruel tbh with the high heels and all it sounds like a perfect recipe to have twisted ankles.

Do you watch stuff in fast motion? What kind of monsters are doing that? My best friend was doing it, and now turns out my wife is like that as well.

Why would you watch something in x2. I swear young people don't have any respect for the present moment. Everything have to be rushed, finish early. Would you listen to music in x2 speed so you can finish the song earlier?

I don't get it

I had a dream yesterday where I was a super crack-head. I would gain super-human ability from smoking crack.

IDEA FOR A CATHOLIC CRYPTOMONEY:

INDULGENCE COIN - BUY YOUR WAY TO PARADISE.

Tech-savyy church leaders have to live with their time. That is why you can deploy a holy chain in no time.

Buy your way into paradise, sin like there is no tomorrow, no more hell, no more problem.

Imagine if you could cheat on your wife, torture babies and eat kittens without the threat of seeing your eternal soul obliterated. Just buy your way into forever peace today!

I was looking for a vietnamese marxist youtuber (ya know me i like marx) dso I typed "vietnamese redtube"

Is it some kind of pedo code wtf?? Disturbing af this shit should be deleted asap