@Lensflare genonoz

I have a zakouski for u

It's attached to me

When you really think about it (and I did), Apple works more like a sex-cult than a company

Republicans shut down House floor to avoid Epstein vote

Jizz did they end up in the basement??????

GET IT?????? THE FLOOR SHUT DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's 2040. Your job, start wealth and social caste is now determined by Microsoft IA.

There are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos

Soundgarden once made a parody of these hair rock band from the 70ies lmao

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Remember 3 months ago when i said donald trump was a peedo

So apparently they forgot some debug shit in the eSim firmware and now all the 2-fa system that uses phone number is in jeopardy.

lmao what a bunch of clown. People who use windows ladiez and genz.

Retardz.

Those flemmish idiots set the tomorrowland scene on fire lmao.

(Sorry if youre a flemmish idiot I love you, limburgers are the real enemy)

the bosses and backends are having a boys camp in the italian countryside to fix some backend shit.

Ugh so unfair. Backends are the aristocracy of web development and we should guillotine them all to reach democracy

People play I'm playing God. But you know who else plays God? GOD.

I  will   settle     that     tab vs    space        indentation   thing   once   and  for all.

The  only     acceptable  answer    is     U+200A

Everything     else  is   sloppy 

I couldn't wake up because my retarded phone decided to update the OS without asking me

Now I'm trying to fill my fucking tax declaration and I cannot access my fucking statements because I can only access them from my bank phone app, and it sends me a link by email to open it into revolut.

Apparently the fucking update installed MICROSOFT 365 to open CSV.

I feel like homicide

Imagine a videogame called "NPC" where the goal is to wait for the player and do nothing.

The french nazis stole our european tax money so they could hire domestics.

Fucking nazis. Remember, the right wingers will always be as corrupted as the leftists. Electoral politics is rotten.

Sooo I recieved my guitar.

I plugged it. Put on a bunch of effects. Tried to get my MIDI pedal to work.

It does work, but I'm in a maze of routing between the kernel and the DAW. This shit is spitting HID, and then I have to pipe it into my custom plugin, from alsa MIDI to jack MIDI and then the DAW.

But the DAW doesn't accept custom midi (wtf bitwig, first time it's letting me down), apparently I have to write a custom controller script.

Long story short I still didn't listen to what it sounds like from the jack. I only played it acoustically. But I know once I start actually playing music I will forget all about the ergonomics.

I feel like if I take the time to have everything in order before I start playing I will transcribe my idea better

Maybe quit giving out your bitcoin to every scammer retard

I haven't had a psychedelic trip for a long time I'm becoming neurotic

Maybe I should do 2CB. Lovely drugz. Harmless

You wanna know a despicable career? Firefighter.

Just let the fire burn things wtf

We have a bug.

I fixed it, then I said it was a super tricky bug, a race condition in the library code, and that I had to put on an issue and wait for their answer.

Boom, day off.

God I'm a genius.

Get passive income guyz

These github assholes really shat the fan when selling out to M$. I'm trying to access an open source project. I can't. Apparently I'm IP banned. I never go there beside to download software once in a while.

Motherfuckers.

AAAAAAAH

NEW GUITAR HAVE BEEN SENT

Haven't been that excited since I was 8 I swear

The year is 2050. There's only three jobs left:

Drugz deala.
Chaturbate model.
LLM dresser.

Which one are you?

Finally got paid (apparently they sent my money to the wrong account lmao).

So I bought:

- A Guitar Rig Kontrol 3. It's an old hardware designed for some specific soft, but it contains a soundcard, 8 foot switches, one expression pedals (continuus), 2 other expression pedals input, 2 audio input, 2 audio output. So I'll be able to plug my guitar and control FX from there. All of this for 50 euros at the pawn shop

Being a programmer helped me tremendously for electronic music because I can write actual drivers for old hardware.

- I also found an old bike on the street. Brakes and transmission, seat and tyres are fucked, but the frame and wheels seems healthy enough. I can get a decent bike for the price of parts and labour.

God I want my guitar why is time so slow???

Guys what if the temperature never goes down and this is the beginning of the boogaloo?

I will be your king.

Still not paid. Bitch better have my money

What have I done today?

Nothing. Stayed naked all day and smoked weed.

Well I did my budget for the month and send my bills.

Tomorrow I'm paid.

Can't wait to receive my 8 strings guitar omg