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Avyiel
2y

How to take off with a jet:

1. Have a 2013 MBP
2. Don't clean the coolers and exhausts for 5 years
3. Transpile an app and start a gradle build
4. Enjoy your machine taking off at around 100°C

FFS Apple, 100°C is not OK. Neither is having the fucking fans so loud I can hear them over my headphones. I should probably clean the laptop... Not sure I can open it up though. Company-issued machine.

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  • 3
    You really should clean your laptop
  • 2
    Please get help. Do not vent on the machine, let the machine vent.
  • 2
    But but apple is the best /s
  • 1
    @dontbeevil that should be a capital S mate... The machine is fine and all, but hot damn, does it overheat and overcook itself
  • 0
    @DLMousey pretty much that every time I need to build a new release 😭
    While it's building, I can't really do anything else.
    And I bet that if I flipped the thing over, I could fry an egg on the bottom of the laptop
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    @Avyiel if can comfort you, i remember in 2016 also my collegues macbooks (2015) become hot as hell and fan spin like an airplane... Than i changed company, and no more macs around
  • 0
    @dontbeevil good to know it's not only my Crapplebook cooking itself :)
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    @DLMousey oh the MBP is a nice workhorse, I enjoy it. Just as you said though, wish Apple would let the fans spins faster. I'll try the tool you recommended, let's see if I can reduce throttling!
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