Can't get into details but today took probably like 10 years of my life in the form of stress. On top of that I'm currently the on call Linux engineer so I can't drink much 😥

God fucking damnit.

Just had to get that out.

Just needed to

  • 12
    Can't drink.. much 🙃
    Cheers! 😁
  • 5
    Won't drink.. at all (:
    Time for me to sleep tho, I've been up since 16h yesterday :x Had to release a feature for the internal platform, I did 3 releases instead x)
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    Oh no I'm sorry :( here's to hoping tomorrow will be a stress-free time.
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    I'd drink just to that lol 🥰
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    Did a server go boom?
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    @xalys hmm, despair of 10 years of stress would be more like "the entire datacenter went boom" I think 🤔
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    @Condor depending on how ‘important’ the client is...
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    Oh no I'm just not the best at handling stressful situations 😅
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    Chop down a tree, that’s what I do when I can’t even. Bonus, there are trees at work too so you don’t even have to wait usually
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    @FrodoSwaggins do you standardly carry an axe? 🤔
    @linuxxx I hope you'll have a quiet night and less stress tomorrow!
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    @CoffeeNcode @Elyz Thanks! I know that this shit will definitely continue tomorrow so I'm not looking forward to that and on top of it I really hope that I don't get called awake tonight 😥
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    @CoffeeNcode I’m legally required to answer no to that question.

    Or punch down a tree if you’re worried about the axe thing more than I am I mean as much as I am
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    @FrodoSwaggins as long as you don't use that axe on people, we're good. And we're even better if you make a bonfire from the chopped up wood
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    @CoffeeNcode I would never* use an axe on ‘people’
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    Steps to eliminate work related stress:

    1. exit to rooftop/parking lot

    2. split cigarillo

    3. re-roll cigarillo

    4. apply flame to tip of cigarillo

    5. puff on cigarillo until stress is eliminated

    6. place remaining cigarillo in ashtray.

    7. spray air freshener.

    8. stand in breeze for 5 mins.

    9. return to building.
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    @M1sf3t or just smoke at your desk and make people deal, chances are they’re the reason you’re smoking anyway ;)
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    We are every one of us wiv you in spirit, bruv.
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    @FrodoSwaggins where exactly do you work again? this remote thing doesn't work out for me I may drop by looking for a job 😂
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    @M1sf3t secret secret ;)
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