Can you fix the backend on the frontend, preferably with just CSS, let's keep things simple

Somebody made a mistake
Nobody reviewed that shitty shit
And thus
Things are now broken
Which is great for a friday afternoon, off course 😂

Them: why you hate our product
Me: well

Today we are tasked with solving backend issues with *JUST* CSS...

Ain't it lovely 🤦‍♂️😂

The good news is that there is always bad news 😂🤔

People that topic emails with ULTRA URGENT

Isn't there a lovely mail flag for this 🤷‍♂️ gimme a break

After 5 month client finally willing to go live ...

Thats cool...

But ...

I need 3 holidays 😂

Happy new year friends
Hope all yer projects will be fruitful
And the clients not the usual pain in the ass

MMXXI let's go

We prefer to have it done yesterday

So

The graphic guys will send the final logo next week

FML

I love it how all issues are assigned to frontend, even tho they are backend.

Fucking amateurs

To make matters even worse, my manager gave the horrible client also access to another clients environment just to 'compare' things, and nitpick over configuration that he is missing, but just hasn't setup yet...

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck my manager, what a total 🌰🔩🥜nutjob

Sure we cannot release untill all the micromanagable fuckery is fucked beyond recognition...

Fuck off already

HOOOOOLD!!!!!
HODOR!!!!!!!

RES software

They got bought up by Ivanti but such assmonkeys evrything is next next finish untill something doesn't work or comply 🥲

Then it's backtrack backtrack undo till you find out what is wrong, within the development cycle they assume alot everything works, and you want the settings they recommend ... LOL

Errors are a thing for professionals.

After 8months 🥲 we can finally go live 🥲 with app

Is it xmas nao?

And here comes my manager trying to solve backend issues by emailing back and forth with the frontender...

Life's a bliss right now...

A bliss

Why no polls...
We want to count votes!!! @dfox

Guys I might have found the bug!!!

If u devide 2020 by 5

404

Who is working from home
Having biscuits for breakfast?

My mouse is now always double clicking for some reason ... Argh!!! Makes selecting text so fucking awkward

I hate people that always pretend to be super busy and occupied... But then the only argument they bring to the table for not working is

Yeah I have somany unread emails 👀📥

Then when I tell them I sort that shit out before the weekend, they complain they need to make time for that in their busy schedule of not reading emails, listening to spottify and chatting with colleagues 🤭

Yeah super busy boi

Tabs vs spaces
Margins vs paddings

Hurray!

It looke like we can go live next week \o/

*Dances with armor*

Sorry I'm abit quiet lately, still appreciate all you folks!

I have 10 days off remaining for this year... Basically 2 effective weeks...

What should I do:
A) 2 week holiday
B) 2 x single week
C) carryover to 2021 for maybe real holiday
D) a day for each week

Choose wisely 😆 It's my effin holiday 🤦‍♂️

Geocrapping

Documenting where you took a shit
And how shitty it was

Me and my manager throughout 2020

January:
Me: So umm, we can release the new app version
Manager: No we promised client X app first go build that
Me: umm, ok.

February:
Me: so the app is done, but client hasn't setup area L so there is no data there
Manager: ok, I'll have them setup area L soon ™️

March:
Manager: area L is too much work to setup, use workaround L thats way better
Me: ok ...

April:
Manager: client is nitpicking on design and layout please make this mess even greater
Me: ok, anything else?
Manager: yeah also start on app for client Z!
Me: and our app update?
Manager: later son! Risk tooo muchos!

May:
Me: the mess for client X is done, and first version for client Z is also ready for test
Manager: ok good work, here is a new set of things to mess up
Me: but... Seriously, wtf?!
Manager: clients want quality
Me: ah ok, not nitpicking, cool

June:
Manager: client X went MIA, but client Z will send you a weekly list of things they don't understand and want to change
Me: ah great, truly worth postponing my February holiday to release nothing

July:
Manager: so, how we doing on all them changes
Me: well, I am a loyal custodian with alot of pleasure in my work!
Manager: ah ok good!
Me: any news from client X??
Manager: who
Me: mkay ... n.v.m

August:
Me: can we release yet?
Manager: change, we can!!!
Me: are you Obama?
Manager: ambitions
Me: fuck you pay me

September:
Me: I am confident we can now release all 3 apps as promised mid september
Manager: great!! Good work

Also manager: you know that immensely complex area within the app? That needs a complete rewrite because we have bad ux there!!!
Me: ok... To which requirements?
Manager: good ux, we must have standards
Me: but the layout of page R id generic as page F so then we need to align there as well
Manager: go! Do!
Me: ok I'll come up with my own requirements then
Manager: we also need documentation
Me: really!!!! How clever of you to fire colleagues T & P and we now have zero workforce for that
Manager: things will get better someday
Me: ah, great! Put it on my calendar

October:
Me: I need a sabbatical biatch
Manager: a what?

I wonder if all these here facemasks will inspire designers for a new nextgen below the fold 2.0 style era in design, I mean how relatable are the folds

Whoawzerds

//Office security cam looks great rn
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