I am making a html maze game 👀 like ... Bruh!

If I worked for teh teslah, I'd give them cars special easter eggs where they rollup to self driving car meetups, hussle drugs and such, and then creep back to their owners houses without them even noticing.

I'm making the assignment in full flexbox, they still using floats tho.

The cringe is never enough.

Corp: you will get a four hour assignment to work out
Me: cool nice.
Corp: here it is, build a dragon with conflicting requirements, stocks but without any form of pricing mixed in. Then slay that dragon and post it to the static backend we created.
Me: cringe much?
Corp: yeah, you can spend more than 4h but be sure to spice things up abit. Since it is frontend, and all we spin up from the backend is flat data. But it must exhale an exciting user experience.
Me: stop the cringe pls!

Hows work?

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I think managers should at least know what is CSS and what is not. But NOOOOOOO.

Dude, run!

Can't u get a frree devrant ducky, for sticking around some years here? Who is listing jobs in the Netherlands?

They did not fire me, right?
They just took over another complainy?
To reduce competition by power and then...
They give you half a years of paycheck to leave...

Is this, how we do business?

Should I accept this offer or more pls comment I devored 3 years here.

Powernaps, donuts, powernaps, and well...

More donuts.

💙💛 oopsie

New client: can we go live next month?
Me: do you think you are our only client, or do you want to pay an extra priority fee?
New client: what?
Me: what?

*Crickets"

Hey bitches!
I am back! It's almost Christmas ⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄

Something with tabs vs spaces...
I forgot who won the argument tho, my colleagues don't even indent shit, lol

Sure mate

Not a month goes by or manager changes roadmaps and directions... Feels like I am working at a circus really 🤡🤡🤡 so much clowning around

Ima bit done with the job...
Should I add easter eggs confetti and shit?

Suggest below yo!

So far on my holiday:
150+ new emails....

Fuuuuuuck daaaat shiiiiiiiittt

I was in an interview and all they really could tell me was the projects 'on the shelf' how they were understaffed, and new opportunities due to covid, that were coming onto the current development pipeline.

How would you guys react to a headhunted talk at a company structured like that? Just curious, it spooked me a bit at first.

So close to burnout that:
- having troubles sleeping
- nauseous all week
- barely can eat anything
- muscles starting to jam
- unable to focus

Fuuuuuuck this shiiiiiiit

Bossman doesn't like change.
Rather keep his stone age skillset, I hope we get flint knapping workshops for teambuilding.

So the app is live and there is an issue on one of the clients environment. Manager wants to roll back new version 🤷‍♂️ instead of fixing the actual issue on the environment.

Fuck that, its friday 😂

Manager: why did you overlook X?
Me: X? Whatchu mean?
Manager: X! Here have a look!
Me: ah ... hmm well ... it lacks free beer next to it, see?
Manager: ah ok!

Client: me wants more contrast, we git complaints much

Me: stop using thin skin assed font then

Client: Impossiburu bro!

Me:
/* Excuse me */
*{
font-weight: bold;
text-transform: capitalize;
}

Can you fix the backend on the frontend, preferably with just CSS, let's keep things simple

Somebody made a mistake
Nobody reviewed that shitty shit
And thus
Things are now broken
Which is great for a friday afternoon, off course 😂

Them: why you hate our product
Me: well

Today we are tasked with solving backend issues with *JUST* CSS...

Ain't it lovely 🤦‍♂️😂

The good news is that there is always bad news 😂🤔