If you never did .CSS _ don't come talk to me _

Sail away fast

I love it when there is a win and everybody is hyped, bit then there are people like me that also remember the losses of the past 🤭

👀 ah I see

I came up with a new css fuckemup🤪

*:after{
contents:'meh';
opacity:0.2;
}

Ladies and gentleman 🤪 its almost weekend!!!!

++ For extra gud weekend 🤲🤪

Lately, I'm pretty much done with EVERYTHING ...

I mean, fuck all this shit, FUCKIT!

Today I am experiencing all the joys of workspace virtualisation, with CIT that only looks at security, not what is used by the people and why... They restrict me now from doing my work... While I am sitting at home 🤭 yeah open up another ticket explaining these asshats that we need things to get our jobs done, and that they just do things to pretend to enhance security by destroying productivity

Let us walk into ragnarok with sun on our faces... Why the fuck do I even work here?

I built their new webshop runninn since 2018 👏 still got rejected tho, I guess all they needed was a framework makeover 🤭

I have rewritten a phonegap app that was one big bug, so I got that going for me which is nice

Waiting for the go, week 3 🤦‍♂️
Let's do this putos!

Meeting starts:
"What we promised the customer"

🤷‍♂️ Ok here we go agian 🤦‍♂️

The new app passed apple review on the first go... wait... what?!?!

Mr bean, no comment 😃

In good news today: my donut 🍩 looked abit like the surprized picachu meme.

In the sad news section: theres mostly meetings and bad micro management.

I think after 3 months of lockdown my colleagues transformed into 🥝 or something

Yeah here's the new account
No password for it in database
This prevents from updating password

I just about had it with these fucking amateurs, good thing payday is near, I need a shitload of more drugs for motivational purposes

Wait, that bitch has a name?
Never would have thought 😂🤓

Client tested, without doing configuration first. Bloody day wasted mate 😴👿🥳

As the devrants alias @karma, I sure as hell don't ever get enough mentions upin this here app 🤓

Me: we are running in circles going nowhere 🤬
Manager: ok, from tomorrow let's try walking backwards triangles maybe that works better
Me: 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Another loyal snake... GTF outta here

No data no cry ~ Dev Marley

Wastin time here

Velocity? You want to talk about velocity while it is you steerig us towards full speed reverse over and over again?

What's faster, armageddon or the apocalypse?

NOBODY FUCKING CARES MATE 🤦‍♂️

Ran out of coffee, then ran out of tea...
Waiting for the water to run out now 🙃

I found my 1989 GAMEBOY ... Motherfucker still works like a charm 🥰 now to find my nokia 3310 and I'm ready to travel back in time and escape the COVID19

Get string from body 👀

I have a holiday now 😂 SMH

Dylanthepiguy asks the important questions on stackoverflow

Love ya Dylan 😘

Lol, the Netherlands is slowly falling into a lock down till 6 april 🧻 get your toilet paper while you can