Get string from body 👀

I have a holiday now 😂 SMH

Dylanthepiguy asks the important questions on stackoverflow

Love ya Dylan 😘

Lol, the Netherlands is slowly falling into a lock down till 6 april 🧻 get your toilet paper while you can

Micro managing

Simpsons did it first!

Soo...

What happens when self driving cars are used to deliver drugs (you know drug trafficing)

Ooh 7 people commented on stuff after I commented 🤠 my devrant is so exciting 🐎

Today while looking at the logs, I found an issue.

The attached image describes this issue without going into too much detail about it, so like ... Enjoy I guess 🤷‍♂️ FML

Sure, ignore my request for a backend issue fix ... In return I'll ignore the deadline for this project, DEAL?????

I dreamed about the matrix, where morpheus would be a virus and agent smith the virus scanner ... And ...

It fucked me up

Oh boy, next week has been exhausting 🤔

Fuck deadlines... Here is a mandatory training that is more important even tho it is irrelevant to your role

Goes to the shitter...
Takes huge dump...
Toilet paper status: null...

Let me guess, a Monday??

Ah fuck me its weekend 🤘🤘🤘
Almost bye bye January 👋👋

Error error error error

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Please make an entire webshop with animated shopping cart in react + redux within a week 👍

We will then reject you for the position and thank you for rewriting our tech stack for the frontend 😂 K THX BAIII

Found this, shared it here, tagged it correctly 👍

See, it is possible

Its hard to move forward, when everything is hung up on the past... Keep the mess of the past, or change for a better future... I don't care

Since the issue is within the legacy backend data, this brings us the great opportunity to solve and sanitize the data on the frontend and therefore killing the performance of the application! Sincerely, a manager that doesn't give a shit

Without data to support a feature...
How do you think we will be able to develop such feature??? For fucks sake 🤦‍♂️😂

CIT: be weary of phishing emails

Also CIT: let's send out a fake phishing mail to see if people are weary of phishing emails

My after weekend farts are somewhat apocalyptic 💨💨💨

Can't measure nothing lol

I did a thing...
And then I did a win 🥇

Its so cold here my hands are cramping up after 3-4 hours ... Bah

Meh, and then some more meh

Error: Could not start house arrest for application

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

About a month after I quit a job, I dreamed that I would still work there sometimes having to sit through bullshit meetings and such, but since I'm also lucid dreaming at some times it allowed me to really mess with my old colleagues 'virtually' haha...

My favorite series is the wire