Wouldn't it be awkward as hell if we would all only just rant in our native tongue ... Comment below your workaround, if needed 🤣

This headhunter even took the time to bold out the hipster verbs like: blockchain, microservices, angular, react and vue keywords and hashtags ...

K thx bye

*BLOCKED*

Fun things ... Deadlines be pressing ... And here is this invitation to create a team mascot 🧐 like really? What do you want?

Well, I didn't do shit today \o/ yay me

Funny ... When they add a feature for web and expect it to also be in the app with the snap of a finger, and the app uses different apis compared to the web ...

Ah and also translations, the translation fairy will add them overnight I guess...

Good thing weekend just started ... Run you FOOLS!!!

Well ... Umm...

The joys of barcode scan testing 😑 buhhhhhh

With every day that passes, I more and more want to do something else as a profession...

But WHAT?!?!

I collect dunnies 😍

People that reply to all on every mail... Please die?

1) educated clients
2) clear requirements
3) autocorrected bugs

I needed to rewrite pagination from:

A) 1 ... [3] 4 5 6 ... 13
B) 1 ... [4] 5 6 7 ... 13

To:

A) 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 13
B) 1 ... 3 [4] 5 6 ... 13

And the maths got me a headache

Holiday was gud 🤩 Now some rest and work tomorrow 😴 If anyone wants some good steaks for dinner, I could put my calves up on ebay for a nice price 🤣

I started cleaning out the recruiters and headhunters from my linked in connections ... And I highly underestimated the workload of such a task ... FML

Once I had to style comboboxes with only css so that they would look equal on all browsers... Equal meant they would look like the IE comboboxes with 2 pixel fugly borders, a gray focus state that felt more like a disabled state to me ... And it was horrible!

Holiday is gud ...

Dum di dum ... One more day of work, and then snowboarding all over dem pretty mountains... We came up with a theme, cokelympics, since it dumped loads and loads of snow...

*{
display:none;
}

8 notifications in two minutes, 3 apps, 5 people ... Something is up

Had 12 visitors from Brasil 🇧🇷 on website.
Migration plans initiate!

Who the fuck puts a size limit on the api endpoint parameter values anyway?

Worked from home ... Good coffee

Squeezed 2 big bugs 😎
Found 3 new ones, crushed those on the spot 🥰

I deserve a day off

I just found the stories 🤔🤯

Dev less, earn more

{"message": "Please wait a few minutes before you try again.", "status": "fail"}

Me: arrives in office plugin laptop
Laptop: ok let's a start windows
Windows: hello, welcome back!
Me: opens Android Studio, VS code, Nativescript Sidekick ... Continue work where I took off before Christmas
Windows: lets reboot this bitch!
Laptop: Oh lord!
Me:

Nope, just nope

I just typed memembership ... Must meme to be a member lol

Ethics: mandatory ethics training