Bossman doesn't like change.
Rather keep his stone age skillset, I hope we get flint knapping workshops for teambuilding.

So the app is live and there is an issue on one of the clients environment. Manager wants to roll back new version 🤷‍♂️ instead of fixing the actual issue on the environment.

Fuck that, its friday 😂

Manager: why did you overlook X?
Me: X? Whatchu mean?
Manager: X! Here have a look!
Me: ah ... hmm well ... it lacks free beer next to it, see?
Manager: ah ok!

Client: me wants more contrast, we git complaints much

Me: stop using thin skin assed font then

Client: Impossiburu bro!

Me:
/* Excuse me */
*{
font-weight: bold;
text-transform: capitalize;
}

Can you fix the backend on the frontend, preferably with just CSS, let's keep things simple

Somebody made a mistake
Nobody reviewed that shitty shit
And thus
Things are now broken
Which is great for a friday afternoon, off course 😂

Them: why you hate our product
Me: well

Today we are tasked with solving backend issues with *JUST* CSS...

Ain't it lovely 🤦‍♂️😂

The good news is that there is always bad news 😂🤔

People that topic emails with ULTRA URGENT

Isn't there a lovely mail flag for this 🤷‍♂️ gimme a break

After 5 month client finally willing to go live ...

Thats cool...

But ...

I need 3 holidays 😂

Happy new year friends
Hope all yer projects will be fruitful
And the clients not the usual pain in the ass

MMXXI let's go

We prefer to have it done yesterday

So

The graphic guys will send the final logo next week

FML

I love it how all issues are assigned to frontend, even tho they are backend.

Fucking amateurs

To make matters even worse, my manager gave the horrible client also access to another clients environment just to 'compare' things, and nitpick over configuration that he is missing, but just hasn't setup yet...

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck my manager, what a total 🌰🔩🥜nutjob

Sure we cannot release untill all the micromanagable fuckery is fucked beyond recognition...

Fuck off already

HOOOOOLD!!!!!
HODOR!!!!!!!

RES software

They got bought up by Ivanti but such assmonkeys evrything is next next finish untill something doesn't work or comply 🥲

Then it's backtrack backtrack undo till you find out what is wrong, within the development cycle they assume alot everything works, and you want the settings they recommend ... LOL

Errors are a thing for professionals.

After 8months 🥲 we can finally go live 🥲 with app

Is it xmas nao?

And here comes my manager trying to solve backend issues by emailing back and forth with the frontender...

Life's a bliss right now...

A bliss

Why no polls...
We want to count votes!!! @dfox

Guys I might have found the bug!!!

If u devide 2020 by 5

404

Who is working from home
Having biscuits for breakfast?

My mouse is now always double clicking for some reason ... Argh!!! Makes selecting text so fucking awkward

I hate people that always pretend to be super busy and occupied... But then the only argument they bring to the table for not working is

Yeah I have somany unread emails 👀📥

Then when I tell them I sort that shit out before the weekend, they complain they need to make time for that in their busy schedule of not reading emails, listening to spottify and chatting with colleagues 🤭

Yeah super busy boi

Tabs vs spaces
Margins vs paddings

Hurray!

It looke like we can go live next week \o/

*Dances with armor*

Sorry I'm abit quiet lately, still appreciate all you folks!

I have 10 days off remaining for this year... Basically 2 effective weeks...

What should I do:
A) 2 week holiday
B) 2 x single week
C) carryover to 2021 for maybe real holiday
D) a day for each week

Choose wisely 😆 It's my effin holiday 🤦‍♂️

Geocrapping

Documenting where you took a shit
And how shitty it was