Since the issue is within the legacy backend data, this brings us the great opportunity to solve and sanitize the data on the frontend and therefore killing the performance of the application! Sincerely, a manager that doesn't give a shit

Without data to support a feature...
How do you think we will be able to develop such feature??? For fucks sake 🤦‍♂️😂

CIT: be weary of phishing emails

Also CIT: let's send out a fake phishing mail to see if people are weary of phishing emails

My after weekend farts are somewhat apocalyptic 💨💨💨

Can't measure nothing lol

I did a thing...
And then I did a win 🥇

Its so cold here my hands are cramping up after 3-4 hours ... Bah

Meh, and then some more meh

Error: Could not start house arrest for application

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

About a month after I quit a job, I dreamed that I would still work there sometimes having to sit through bullshit meetings and such, but since I'm also lucid dreaming at some times it allowed me to really mess with my old colleagues 'virtually' haha...

My favorite series is the wire

Feels like I am coding with mittens on today ... Sloowwww prooogressss ... Isit weekend yet? Pretty please?

You know morons are in control when they block you, and you can just browse in private mode to see all their shit & them backstabbing you after the fact...

Hero behind a keyboard 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

This typo 🤦‍♂️ is actually a winner 😝

If the option is disabled
You can still use it
To get a nice error

Who the fuck came up with this shit???

Work? I guess 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ maybe thoughts tho

Today I found somebodies phone... Together with his bank cards in the flip protection wallet ... I was able to turn it on and charge it so I awaited a call and now through the caller I was able to return it to its owner within 2 hours of finding it 🥰 got a nice bottle of booze as a reward

For fucks sake...
If it is a new feature, out of scope for the next release ...

It is OUT OF SCOPE FOR THE NEXT RELEASE, MKAY?????

Friday and me ...
Its like a love/hate relationship 😝

npm install weekend-chill

What is the difference between Armageddon and the Apocalypse?

Not sure which npm package to install

Is it really an issue, when the tester doesn't understand the behavior?

Forgot about dr ...
Opens up dr after ~1,5 month
35 notifications 🙃

Didn't miss all too much

I used the kiwi emoticon once, now it is in the recently used forever 🥝 thats life I guess

Not feeling like ranting alot
Tho I have lots to rantabout

What is wrong with me

Thanks buddy !!

Npm install pizza

This ... Makes me saddd

Locked out of machine...
Email to open ticket...
Ticket confiration in email call number pls...
Calls number, dial options menu...
Option 3 ... Presses option 3...
Please leave a voicemail describing your issue...

Rinse repeat

Website for a gallery that wanted a 10k website for just 1k ... Must haz super CMS so that they could send me word documents each week so I could manuallly copy paste that shit into the CMS, and somehow extract and restore the lowres embedded images in full resolution ...

I guess it was safe to say this was my first client from hell 😅😂😂😂

The second was a website for some ballroom dude that got my referral from gallery X ... Yup, same shitty type of client

Gonna make some glitter waterballoons and throw my harasser a nice gitter party 😂✌️