If they record this job interview as a TV show, it could be the next big hit in Dubai, called “Dubai got talents” 🤔

Unicorn approved

I actually feel embarrassed for being a 90% match :O

@ananaszjoe just drive ur Bugatti to Dubai! You can do it!

@Frederick let’s me guess, quantum physics should be essential

@devTea interview question #1, what’s the result in JS when sort [🦄, 👳‍♀️]?

@sunfishcc [🤡,💩]

@sunfishcc being a 90% match doesn't mean I work 10+ jobs as a unicorn and drive a bugatti :D but I admire the assumption :*

@devTea ["🤡", "💩"].sort() // ["💩", "🤡"], 💩 wins

@ananaszjoe Could you reveal what you actual job do? If you can't tell (work for CIA, etc), just say "desiigner"👌

@sunfishcc desiigner ;) :D but seriously tho, having worked with 90% of the above doesn't mean I can't be a boring frontend dev :D

@ananaszjoe any tips for time management? I always want to learn photography and 3D modelling. But don’t have time 🤦‍♂️

@sunfishcc Photography skills takes time and bunch of self critique. for 3d modeling I don't have much experience other than playing around.

Though I could ask you the same ting about bodybuilding ;)

(not anime because we already share that one)

@ananaszjoe thx. Lifting weights 2,3hours a day, 4,5 times a week do consume lots of energy. Last time I give up on blender, because my keyboard don’t have number pad. 🥺

@sunfishcc Instead of blender I'd recommend getting into procedural virtual environment design https://youtube.com/watch/...

@ananaszjoe when I was in university, there were PhD candidates actually doing 3D object matching...

And look, you have to know Java AND script! Too hard...

Bloody recipe for getting Dubai work visa..
Assholes!!

@noms89 how hard could it be? I’ve seen Dubai’s job ads in New Zealand job search site🤔

@sunfishcc Must not be that hard but they want to pay less and work more..
Truelly insane out there.

LOGO 😂😂😂 fucking LOGO 😂😂 that turtle thing

The freaking LOGO?! What is it a primary school?
Visual Basic?! That shit... And you ask for asp.net in C# latter... make your mind!
Netbeans java IDE isnt a programming launguage... its a IDE!!
CNC printing knowlege? Yes i know it exists do i qualify? Basicly if you know C# you know C and C++ and java cuz it is liteary ms java so do i qualify? what is the salary? I want a job im a student 😕

Funny that they missed out on ML/AI.

@thisDOTdevLoper you mean writing many if..else statements

Holy fucknuts, Ulead Cool3D 😂😂😂
When did MySpace relocate to Dubai?

I bet there is more to that list, but you couldn't scroll to take a screenshot.

@echonox wow, this might be true... haven’t scroll to the bottom yet 🤦‍♂️🦄🥬

@thisDOTdevLoper their stack seems ancient

Front page and dream Weaver?
I think they should mention they probably referring to Macromedia Flash.

@granola 5 days away from no longer supported by chrome. Yeah!