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If they record this job interview as a TV show, it could be the next big hit in Dubai, called “Dubai got talents” πŸ€”

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  • 15
    Unicorn approved
  • 12
    I actually feel embarrassed for being a 90% match :O
  • 7
    @ananaszjoe just drive ur Bugatti to Dubai! You can do it!
  • 6
    @Frederick let’s me guess, quantum physics should be essential
  • 8
    @devTea interview question #1, what’s the result in JS when sort [πŸ¦„, πŸ‘³‍♀️]?
  • 10
    @sunfishcc [🀑,πŸ’©]
  • 4
    @sunfishcc being a 90% match doesn't mean I work 10+ jobs as a unicorn and drive a bugatti :D but I admire the assumption :*
  • 3
    @devTea ["🀑", "πŸ’©"].sort() // ["πŸ’©", "🀑"], πŸ’© wins
  • 3
    @ananaszjoe Could you reveal what you actual job do? If you can't tell (work for CIA, etc), just say "desiigner"πŸ‘Œ
  • 6
    @sunfishcc desiigner ;) :D but seriously tho, having worked with 90% of the above doesn't mean I can't be a boring frontend dev :D
  • 2
    @ananaszjoe any tips for time management? I always want to learn photography and 3D modelling. But don’t have time 🀦‍♂️
  • 3
    @sunfishcc Photography skills takes time and bunch of self critique. for 3d modeling I don't have much experience other than playing around.

    Though I could ask you the same ting about bodybuilding ;)

    (not anime because we already share that one)
  • 1
    @ananaszjoe thx. Lifting weights 2,3hours a day, 4,5 times a week do consume lots of energy. Last time I give up on blender, because my keyboard don’t have number pad. πŸ₯Ί
  • 3
    @sunfishcc Instead of blender I'd recommend getting into procedural virtual environment design https://youtube.com/watch/...
  • 1
    @ananaszjoe when I was in university, there were PhD candidates actually doing 3D object matching...
  • 1
    And look, you have to know Java AND script! Too hard...
  • 2
    Bloody recipe for getting Dubai work visa..
    Assholes!!
  • 1
    @noms89 how hard could it be? I’ve seen Dubai’s job ads in New Zealand job search siteπŸ€”
  • 1
    @sunfishcc Must not be that hard but they want to pay less and work more..
    Truelly insane out there.
  • 7
    LOGO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fucking LOGO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that turtle thing
  • 4
    The freaking LOGO?! What is it a primary school?
    Visual Basic?! That shit... And you ask for asp.net in C# latter... make your mind!
    Netbeans java IDE isnt a programming launguage... its a IDE!!
    CNC printing knowlege? Yes i know it exists do i qualify? Basicly if you know C# you know C and C++ and java cuz it is liteary ms java so do i qualify? what is the salary? I want a job im a student πŸ˜•
  • 5
    Funny that they missed out on ML/AI.
  • 2
    @thisDOTdevLoper you mean writing many if..else statements
  • 3
    Holy fucknuts, Ulead Cool3D πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    When did MySpace relocate to Dubai?
  • 2
    I bet there is more to that list, but you couldn't scroll to take a screenshot.
  • 1
    @echonox wow, this might be true... haven’t scroll to the bottom yet 🀦‍β™‚οΈπŸ¦„πŸ₯¬
  • 0
    @thisDOTdevLoper their stack seems ancient
  • 1
    Front page and dream Weaver?
    I think they should mention they probably referring to Macromedia Flash.
  • 1
    @granola 5 days away from no longer supported by chrome. Yeah!
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