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The Classic “Production Bug” Rant

Me: “It’s just a small change. Won’t affect production.”

Production: dies instantly

Manager: “Can you fix it ASAP?”

Me: “Already on it.”

(starts googling “how to fix production after a small change”)

Moral of the story: Never say “small change” out loud. The servers can hear you.

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  • 7
    Also AI generated. I doubt if you get the joke.
  • 8
    What is the point of this shit?
  • 1
    If you don't have a reliable way to roll back to a known working state (until you are able to reproduce the thing you "fixed" and go ahead to actually fix it), the joke is on you.
  • 3
    This writing is as deep as a Taylor Swift song. Clearly who or whatever wrote this post is not a programmer, and I doubt a human at all.
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