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@tmpnull
I know, that's why I started doing it in the first place (besides, I get paid by the hour).
But what about beating a nuke with a toothpick? Any stats about that? -
@ilPinguino
Running simulator: 14,000,605 iterations
Nuke victories: 14,000,604
Toothpick: 1
We'll have to wait for the next avengers movie to find out how the toothpick won -
@tmpnull Considering the speed you ran that simulation with, you probably don't have a Mac.
You know... A Mac probably couldn't even run Fallout (the original) with 24+ FPS. Let alone an actual simulation of war.
And I know. I tried running Dwarf Fortress on it. 3-4 FPS once I hit a population of 50.
By the way, that one toothpick survivor - did he glue a cent atop the toothpick and use the tiny spade to dig a fallout shelter? -
If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.
Programmers have to make it complicated. 😎
I'm currently pentesting a web app on a Mac Mini with 8 Gigs of RAM and a i5-4620 using OWASP ZAP. Third time the fuzzer got stuck, the RAM's full an the CPU's permanently at 100 %.
Before starting this job, I always said that pentesting on this POS is like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
When I kicked off two fuzzers at once, I started feeling like bringing a cocktail sword to a thermonuclear war.
It's not even 10 here and I already wish for some booze. Damn, I gotta start making moonshine or something.
rant
crapple
buy your own equipment and bill the client
mac
fuck me i guess
pentest