Everyone claims to do good code/software yet no one does.

it's just like teenage sex

I interviewed with the lead dev and a backend engineer, and asked to see their code. They kept saying they follow all best practices and only write clean, maintainable code. Good separation of concerns, ... .

I smelled some code smells.
And I kept smelling them from across the conference room.

@Root maybe he just farted and thats what you smelled?

@Minion That would have been less smelly.