Heard a fun quote from a project manager today:

"Naaah we don't need tests, that project is so small it wouldn't be worth it"

Seconds later: "Why does this keep breaking all the time and we only notice it once deployed?"

Anyone here at #36c3?

God I hate JavaScript.

Why on earth would some variable * somthing.other (where somthing is undefined) result in 653957364??????

I'll just leave this here:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Started to rewrite a part of the frontend of a web app I'm building and holy shit, I've never though JavaScript can be so much fun 😁😁

Everyone claims to do good code/software yet no one does.

Javascript all the things.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you our very old TV which still works and doesn't break.

How can it be a galera cluster with three DB servers (running in docker) is slower than a single docker container with mariadb under the same load?

Why on earth can one perform calculations on pointers in c++? I can think of a dozen ways this could go wrong, but none where this is useful.

Following example:
int t = 1234;
int tt = 5555;
int* p = &t;
int* pp = *(p + 1):

Here pp will give me 5555...

WHY NEXTCLOUD, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED TO UPGRADE YOU TO THE LATEST VERSION??????

NOT ONLY DID THE DATABASE MIGRATIONS NOT RUN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE UPDATED VERSION OF THE FUCKING AUTHENTICATTION PROCESSOR IN THE OFFICIAL SERVER DOWNLOAD SO THE WHOLE THING WAS BROKEN AFTERWARDS.

I'VE WASTED 4 HOURS ON THIS FUCKING UPGRADE 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

You know you're into some serious shit when your LaTeX document takes ~15 sec to compile.

Creating an open source project which is actually used by multiple people.

(I actually have something I'm currently building in the pipeline)

After two days if uni related c++ programming, all I can say is one thing:

FUCK YOU C++

Should I rename it?

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

whyyyyyyy

That's it, I'm moving to Sweden.

IoT is when your ai powered oven posts your meal on Instagram before you do.

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

The S in IoT stands for security.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

That moment when you edit the Todo list for your personal project, add a bunch of ideas and the proceed in procastinating like you did before and feel _very_ productive about it.

Unlsing the Volkswagen library.

https://github.com/auchenberg/...

I'm finally maintainer of an open source project! 🎉🎉🎉

Just got a new internet connection with a Fritzbox which has a big led "WiFi" on it, but doesn't send WiFi nor has an option in their config to enable such. Apparently they sell "another" router (which is exactly the same) for 2,99€ per month with WiFi. Seems like they disabled the WiFi if you don't pay.... Hmmmmmmmm.

Let's see how easy it is to break it.

Why the hell does this installer need to run tests for about an hour, when I only want to install the update?????

Having a private conversation over WhatsApp these days...

That moment when it takes 4 hours to automate a task which would otherwise take 15min all 2 months to do manually.

I just had the idea for a social network which would care about privacy, don't sell the data of its users and stuff. This would mean the users had to pay for it to keep the lights on, like 1 oder 2 bucks a month.

Do you think this could work? I'm not sure, I think there might already be too much competition in that field.