Recruiter Expecation:

Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.

Minor quibble: I believe this would be better suited to joke/meme or random category. Or if you have a story to share on this topic, then rant category.

But think of all the goodies in this job.
You can get a coffe and some fresh water.
A fruit basket once a week.
And there is a small chance that you can work one day per month from home.
Oh, don't forget that you are free to choose your IDE (one of the free ones of course).