Them: We really need you to fill out this sheet today with estimated release dates.

Me: I really need you to respond to any of the emails I’ve sent over the past week, asking questions about what these tickets mean.

  • 10
    Estimated time to fix those issues: time it takes for you to reply to me + at least a year.
    (for each of them).

    Better estimations follow when my questions have been answered
  • 4
    This is so me yesterday. One one this assholes even says me "I don't have time to answer your questions".

    Well, fucker, I don't have time to try to understand your cryptic ticket. I will just code dirty and wait for the next one.
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