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Anybody: so where do you work?
Me after a pause: i milk cows at local farm...

(too hard to explain afterwards, also avoid "fix my computer, phone, printer..." and "lets make a bitcoin mining app")

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  • 6
    “I’m a data architect” tends to stop too many of the wrong sort of questions. “I’m a business analyst” does, too, but you need to be able to bluff a little more there...
  • 6
    My favorite reply is a "Software Engineer"

    Since I'm tattooed from my wrists to my ankles in a very conservative area, that shuts people up really quick.
  • 4
    "I milk btc at a local farm"
  • 1
    @yosoyian if you're tatooed in my area people think you are deep convict or Satans servant :D
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