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kweakzs
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Just got a ticket reassigned to me from another employee leaving the company. The "Days to Due Date" field says -964.

It's for a very simple task that takes max 2 hours. Contacted the guy who created the ticket and it's still needed.

Excuse me what the fuck.

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  • 2
    It's just like pregnancy.
  • 6
    @rutee07 If a woman is nearly 1000 days overdue then poor her.
  • 3
    @CoffeeNcode You mean men with beer bellies aren't actually pregnant? I already bought a crib! 😢
  • 2
    @rutee07 you need to build that kind of crib out of beer crates, mate
  • 3
    Typical corpo planning.
    I’ve seen a task that had been moved between sprints for 2 years. It was one of the „remove an ugly quick fix” maintenance task. If you count the time wasted on discussing it during planning with the whole team every two weeks, you would be terrified.
  • 1
    @rutee07 I am, you can even see the baby arm coming out.
  • 1
    @hell Out of what? Your ass?
  • 1
    @rutee07 hahahahaha at the front
  • 2
    @hell Oh my god, I've never seen a baby come out of a man's urethra. This is too much for me. *grabs popcorn*
  • 2
    @rutee07 buahahaha the baby arm is a metaphor to a big dick , its a joke man tells here when someone asks if they are pregnant because of a big belly.
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