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Neo4j keeps asking what I'm doing with the download and how they can help so I decided to finally do something. Technically, I did not watch porn. This is a ***serious*** research on how male porn stars view women.

As you can see, James Deen is a better man than Johnny Sins. The two of them respected 200 women in common but James is more respectful. Guess who my real hero is? These men have excellent social skills and manners. They respected so many women, that even the 300 relationships limit has been reached without covering all the women they respected.

True gentlemen.
Would Neo4j help me with this?

Comments
  • 14
    what do you mean by "they respected 200 women"? O_o
  • 18
  • 7
    @rutee07 oooooooh 🤣
  • 31
    "press [F] to pay respects" receives a whole new meaning here 🤣
  • 4
    @irene All these technologies are worthless if we never use them for the good. Always treat all humans, men and women, with utmost respect. This is what my research is focused on. It's very important to me.
  • 7
    Needs moar jpeg 🙃
  • 5
    @rutee07 can I press your buttons to pay respects? 😘
  • 2
    @Condor Wait. I rarely post pictures here. Lemme get something better.
  • 9
  • 6
    @Condor why do I see that Nike logo as a sharpened erected penis? 🤔🤔🤔
  • 8
    @irene I see that @rutee07 has been training you well 🙃
  • 3
    @rutee07 the devrant picture compression will jpeg the picture anyway.
  • 3
    @Condor @irene Lol, fuck it. My internet is too slow. How do you upload a decent picture here? I'm a dead man with pictures stuff.
  • 2
    @oreru Neo4j is built on respect. It's the right tool for me.
  • 3
    @rutee07 link to picture somewhere else basically. Devrant compresses everything.
  • 3
    @irene Okay, I tried imgur but my internet got slow all of a sudden. Maybe later.
  • 1
    @Nato 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • 2
    @rutee07 imgur or something like that maybe. Their mobile UI sucks a bit in terms of image viewing but it's usable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ here I usually just upload to my webserver though.
  • 2
    @Nato rather, fucking in its own right is a very respectful and respectable act 🙃
  • 5
    @Nato Lol, no. I just substituted the word "fuck" with "respect". No correlation between being nice and getting laid. 😄
  • 4
    Waiting for someone to say "So you mean if women want to be respected, they need to get fucked first?! Respect means fuck?!"
  • 3
    @oreru What does that mean? Have sex with your wife?
  • 4
    @oreru one's wife.. so that doesn't need to be your own wife per se? 🤔

    Hold on, brb.. I'ma go make out with that asshole manager's wife 😏😏😏
  • 2
    @irene Pressing something else than F
  • 8
    @irene "press [F] to pay respects" receives a whole new meaning here 🤣

    me: *F*
    everybody at the burial:
  • 2
    @Condor Apparently Kamasutra states that it's acceptable to sleep with someone else's wife as a part of revenge. I remember reading this somewhere. I have no idea why I'm telling you this.
  • 2
    @rutee07 Fun fact: James Deen actually had several allegations against himself for forcefully respecting several women.
    Chivalry is illegal, kids.
  • 1
    @exceptionalGuy Yes, I read about James Deen but please tell us more about the Kamasutra. *wags tail* 🐕
  • 1
    @exceptionalGuy aside from why you're telling me this, I'd be far more interested in knowing how you know this 😆
  • 1
    @rutee07 Lol, there's a lot of interesting (and quite astonishing) stuff there. Stuff like the different types of fucked up marriage systems, classification of men and women (hare, bull and horse vs deer, mare and elephant if I remember right. You can guess what the parameters are for this classification) apart from all those crazy sex positions too. Recommended read if not for anything, just for the lols. :p
  • 2
    @Condor I was a curious kid. 🤷
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