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If only the tissues were thick enough to sustain the pressure the toilet users apply

What I see a lot of people doing is pulling real hard and the paper just bursts... I mean it's paper, what do you expect?

So what I'm doing is grabbing a big area on the side, make the paper bend a little and then pull with a constant force, really gentle and soft. The paper wont fuck it up and it will automatically get cut at the point of perforation. Always works for me.

Some paper producers though.... I hate them because their paper wont cut itself with the force apply to it. So I have to pull real hard in the end. Those suck

Documentation be like:
1. Dry hands on your pants.
2. Pull on paper towel and tear.
3. Throw paper towel away because you already dried your hands on your pants.