Meetup.com - it's like, meat - and ketchup, so just make the branding like written in ketchup or like splatters or hamburger helper or something. "Meetup" yeah... I'm hungry! Just make it look like all the other sites and ship it!

This is so badly written it looks like spam.
Just warning.

I guess our sense of humors are not a match.

It's not a sonnet, fellas. It's my guess at the team leader's stream of consciousness whilst deciding how to rebrand meetup.com. Look at the new iOS logo. If you're worried about prose, then why are you on a site where every post begins with, "That thing when..." or "Those stickers though..." ?