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Stuxnet
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"Hey Google define *word*"

>>*Definition of word*

"Hey Google define *struggle to pronounce word while sounding like I have tourette's or I'm having a stroke; get no where close to the accurate pronunciation*"

>>*Gives definition of the word I'm trying to say*

This asshat can understand me stroking out while failing miserably to pronounce a word, but when my southern accent kicks in and fucks with the pronunciation of some words, this thing can't take it? Fucking hell bruh.

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  • 2
    @AleCx04 you Texans are known for (or at least stereotypically lol) thick ass accents. Ever have this problem?

    It's pretty bad some times. Especially when I pronounce my hometown, because we've basically chopped out half the syllables in it's pronunciation lmao
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    "Schools in the USA should really teach English as a second language."
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    @Jilano Hard to do that when the primary English classes don't even do that lmao.

    I learned a lot of my (shitty) grammar from the fact I was a book worm for about 4 years & the one class in highschool that actually felt the need to teach us grammar.

    Other than that, it's the same reading comprehension bullshit year in and year out.

    Edit: It's probably not like that in a lot of other places, just a side effect of being in a poorly funded school out in Bum fuck, Egypt.
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    @Stuxnet we do have a thick accent. Never had google not being able to pick up mt accent. Think its cuz I speak to it like if it was retarded lol
  • 2
    We don't have accents in Dallas...
  • 2
    this reminds me of my dumb ass that one time
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    @M1sf3t I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET YOU ASSHOLE
  • 2
    @Jilano wait, what be the first then? For me, because I live in Indonesia, English come 3rd, but now in my college life (and this lovely) I use it more than first two.
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    @K4YZ It was a joke since many people from the USA are quite bad at their (often) only language.

    Your English is already better than some!
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    @Jilano ohh thanks man 😂 I am maybe good at "typing-english a.k.a. texting" but very bad when it come to directly speaking ahahaha
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    @K4YZ No worries! One needs to practice for such thing (I have quite some trouble shaking off mine too).
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    @Jilano hahaha (or I should type wkwkwkwk with my Indonesian style) where are you come from bro?
  • 0
    @K4YZ The one with wine, cheese, and baguette ;)

    PS: "wkwkwkwk" sounds like Pacman in my head
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    @Jilano it's called gigling hehehe

    Lemme guess, France?
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    @K4YZ I'll try to remember that, thanks!

    Yup, that's the one :D
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    @dudeking I speak 1.75 languages, only because noone here speaks German. It was actually my first language, but as a small child. It did give me an advantage however as an adult, in that all the Germans thought I was from the Netherlands or Denmark, and had no clue that I was an American service member. I learned my English in British crown schools, so when you mix in the Florida Cracker and Texan, noone has a clue as to where I'm from. 😁
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    @iAmNaN Here's one for ya: Jamaican with a hit of Canadian and a very very very tiny bit of east coast southern in it.

    Whenever he talks fast I can't understand shit lol
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