Nothing says "Productively Killer" quite like a company-wide "alert" through the building fire and emergency intercom, announcing the latest winners in an anonymous company contest.

You're just mad you didn't win...

@scrptd You're right. But you also have to play to win and I take issue every year with this silly contest. Mostly I take issue with the fact that they use the fire alarm to announce things like this. I can't easily filter the fire alarm, even with headphones.