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vane
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I am being mentored all of my life.

Parents mentored me that I won’t get to that school and I should pick other one ( I got there where I wanted ).

Politicians mentor me to make me happier by taking more and more of money I earned ( I am not ).

Advertisers mentor me to buy their products cause those are best products in the world ( I buy cheaper versions produced in same factories by same people ).

My boss ( when I got one ) mentored me that everything is simple and could be done in 5 minutes. ( after reading some dummy article )

Coworkers are mentoring me everyday that it’s not their fault ( It definitely is ).

Telemarketers, emails, sms messages are mentoring me about my future, don’t miss that occasion, it’s best for your life ( No it’s not )

Celebrities are mentoring me how to live my life to become a successful person ( Yeah right, cause they known how to become one right after they were born ).

Now I see I am starting living in times where computer will start mentoring me how to live my life. ( Sometimes it already is )

What’s left is doctors start mentoring me about my illnesses and children ( if I ever have one ) mentoring me about how dumb I am.

Then I can finally peacefully die and don’t come back to this mentoring hell.

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  • 1
    Here in my ferrari just bought this new garage do u want me to mentor u so u can learn how to buy this new garage too ?
  • 2
    @SukMikeHok Please mentor me how to do it so I will know how to buy a new garage cause it’s so difficult to buy decent garage these days and whole process looks so complicated.
  • 1
    @Nanos History proved that kill or steal from rich people or companies and take their stuff was always easiest way to become rich.

    I think nothing changed so far.

    See pirates of silicon valley.
  • 1
    @Nanos Just remember to steal or kill millions to afford lawyers or army otherwise you will be just another looser.
  • 0
    You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
  • 0
    @telephantasm I appreciate your help and passion in this comment.
  • 0
    @SukMikeHok and books! Look at all these books I have in my garage that I haven't read. Amazin!
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