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Worst part of job hunting is calling a company and saying "uhhh yeah i really like your company but this other place pays twice this much"

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  • 0
    just shut up and come to Texas
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    @AleCx04 i like steak well done, how long do you think i would survive there
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    @tnuhb seems like i would survive for 13 minutes then
  • 4
    @tnuhb the joke is that you commented 13m after i mentioned well done steak
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    @tnuhb im gonna punch you in the knee
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    Don't you mean the best part? 🙂
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    @rutee07 @Root no because honestly itd be a better idea to work for a bigger company for less money but.... less money aint gonna buy me a vw passat w8
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    @ganjaman What strange world do you live in that smaller companies pay more? Let me join.
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    @Root in my experience they mostly do but i dont work in the usual kinda companies
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    I understood that worst thing about job hunting is asking people about how they like their steaks done.
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    The way to avoid eating well done steaks in Texas is to eat BBQ brisket, which the more Texan thing to do anyway. Meat should be slow cooked all day using mesquite to fuel the fire in the smoker. BBQ brisket, baked beans, a baked potato, Texas toast, and a few Shiners, and you'll fit in like a true Texan.
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    @ganjaman @iAmNaN is right man BBQ is the more Texan way of doing things.

    Of course getting used to a rare or medium rare steak would be preferable.
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    @M1sf3t @AleCx04 @iAmNaN Ditch the crockpot. Thin slices of steak, rubbed with seasoning, and sauteed in butter and bacon grease. Add to greens with hard boiled egg, cheese, hot sauce, etc. Makes an amazing salad.
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    @M1sf3t So much better for you than a potato or some shape of wheat. 😋
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    @M1sf3t if you can find it, throw that brisket in the slow cooker with a bottle of Claude's marinade (a West Texas thing) and that makes some awesome brisket. BTW, don't all y'all eat rice in Mississippi?
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    @M1sf3t yall disgusting
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    @AleCx04 to my shame, I forgot the cobbler with a scoop of vanilla ice cream for the "coup de grace." Your choice, blackberry, peach, apple, or blueberry. That right there will make you happily catatonic for a few hours.
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