[wk226 - break outta dev slump]

ION FUCKIN KNOW HELP

[wk224 - stuff on my desk]

Cant post a picture because the office is closed again, but a ceramic cat chopstick holder from tokio, a harry potter mug, some 3d printed hex boxes for sd cards and usb sticks.

Im boutta reject a fortune500 offer, wyd?

How i love US companies and their tendency to just lazily send out a programming quiz as a part of the interview.

Look i swear i can make a fucking java bean, i just suck at coming up with algorithms okay?

Ive seen a bollywood movie about a developer but the movie was basically him roundhouse kicking bad guys in leather jackets for like an hour and gotta say, thats an accurate depiction of software development.

[made it as a developer]

When im retired, sitting on the porch of my house, petting my cat.

How capable are mobile gpus? I made a small game with godot, and all of the animations are done with shaders, and i get a really good performance, but i want to try a 3d game next and not sure if throwing 3d transformations on a mobile gpur is a good idea.

Why the fuck are all the good eu jobs in london, its a shithole with high prices for everything. Is this a trend? Am i missing something? Same question stands for silica gel valley.

why did i expect admob to be any less shitty than everything else that came from google

[how to deal with impostor syndrome]

By consuming the flesh of the innocent, or learning new skills, i forgot which one.

fuck it im making a startup

ding ding ding, my 3 years is up, buy a new one - said my phone and started lagging

shit fuck ass

i can either get the work done or write fucking documentation on my research, choose one

Im building a dead simple online store. So far the options are:
0) heroku, with redis
1) aws lambda functions and some aws storage
2) set up a vps

The domain will be a cheap .store domain, and 1 and 2 should not exceed the limit where its not free anymore. I dont want wordpress or anything premade, i dont expect more than 50 orders. Is there a more stupid solution that lets me try out different providers?

i feel like all the automated things, supposed to make development easier, just severely slow everything down

[fabourite editor]
Micro. Adds enough features to nano to be used as a code editor, and replaces the weird shortcuts with the standard ones.

[least fav part of wfh]
Not being able to have a conversation with coworkers.
No whiteboard.
No spaceous modern desk setup.
No distraction free environment.
No free coffee and lunch.
No 1500W sound system.
No 2gbps internet.

TimerTask really doesnt need to be an abstract class imo, i dont want to extend that shit

Turns out actor-based programming works really well with a game server.

[wk204]

Do whatever makes you happy and dont let your idiot parents pressure you into tech just because they think thats where the money is.

Will yellow dog finish one fucking game he starts working on? Tune in to tomorrows episode of Whyismywebsocketnotresponding Z to find out.

Honestly i only started making a multiplayer game because i wanted to make websockets in scala

I like writing bash, im just really worried about the time when the management eventually decides we need to support windows.

Quack. Quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack.

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK???? QUACK!

HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY STELLARIS

someone recommended it as a good way to pass quarantine time, so far ive succesfully made green mollusc people in 3 hours

Finished the social distancing simulation thingy, i left out some factors but the exponential growth is very visible.

https://razorsh4rk.github.io/Social...

Just started a simulation of the effects of social distancing, havent done behaviour modelin in a looong time so my skills are pretty rusty. Other than that im mostly drawing, i cant just code all day if i dont want to burn out.

[wk200]
Ordered a set of copic markers, they should be here tomorrow. At least this quarantine crap gives me time to draw again after 5 years.

Github mobile: *is released*
Github mobile: *sucks ass*

What did i expect from microsoft?

[best part of wfh]

Absolutely nothing, i have great equipment at the office, my colleagues are my friends and we have a chef who cooks great food. At home the only good part is that i have my ps4 but i use my vita at work so its not a huge pro.