>repo about the cool parts of modern php
>literally the first one is already a mindfuck antipattern

Tailwind css is great bc i have no idea how normal css works

Not me underestimating how many systems go into making a SaaS project

One time i forgot that there are languages where you have to explicitly return stuff and spent a good 20 minutes debugging why
function a() { 2 }
didnt work

despite not running on the jvm, i quite like go

damn its really hard to get back in the flow after not touching any work for 2 weeks

[worst part of a lang i love]

Not really the language, but i hate how sbt works, it compiles small projects instantly, but really slows down at a certain size, and it seems very deterministic. It stays the same speed after that, but once you hit that project size it just immediately starts being slow.

[wk237 - how you know you got good at programming]

idk, i dont think im good, ive got to a point where i can just eyeball those stupid interview questions, which makes me happy, but thats just basic logic

i havent slept in 2 days 👍

To whoever is spending their entire botnet on ddosing my project: its working, you successfully took down a 25 line api running on a free heroku dyno, you can stop now.

in case you forgot, ludum dare starts today

Me: *pushes up code that should stop bad thing from happening*
Bad thing: *doesnt happen for a few hours*

Is..is it good??? Did i fix it????? Or does the thing just randomly not happen right now??????? We will never know.

"hey i want to print hello world to the terminal, can someone help me?"

>You should use ai for this, construct a neural network and feed it data.

>node has a great framework for printing to the terminal, use npm i termprinter && tp create-app

>*20 line bash script with esoteric unix tools nobodys heard of*

>hey i did this in unity, heres a link to my 30 minute long youtube tutorial

I somehow feel like the barrier of entry for programming has been lowered way too drastically.

raspberry pi zero w: 10$

shipping to europe: 50$

Thanks adafruit

[wk226 - break outta dev slump]

ION FUCKIN KNOW HELP

[wk224 - stuff on my desk]

Cant post a picture because the office is closed again, but a ceramic cat chopstick holder from tokio, a harry potter mug, some 3d printed hex boxes for sd cards and usb sticks.

Im boutta reject a fortune500 offer, wyd?

How i love US companies and their tendency to just lazily send out a programming quiz as a part of the interview.

Look i swear i can make a fucking java bean, i just suck at coming up with algorithms okay?

Ive seen a bollywood movie about a developer but the movie was basically him roundhouse kicking bad guys in leather jackets for like an hour and gotta say, thats an accurate depiction of software development.

[made it as a developer]

When im retired, sitting on the porch of my house, petting my cat.

How capable are mobile gpus? I made a small game with godot, and all of the animations are done with shaders, and i get a really good performance, but i want to try a 3d game next and not sure if throwing 3d transformations on a mobile gpur is a good idea.

Why the fuck are all the good eu jobs in london, its a shithole with high prices for everything. Is this a trend? Am i missing something? Same question stands for silica gel valley.

why did i expect admob to be any less shitty than everything else that came from google

[how to deal with impostor syndrome]

By consuming the flesh of the innocent, or learning new skills, i forgot which one.

fuck it im making a startup

ding ding ding, my 3 years is up, buy a new one - said my phone and started lagging

shit fuck ass

i can either get the work done or write fucking documentation on my research, choose one

Im building a dead simple online store. So far the options are:
0) heroku, with redis
1) aws lambda functions and some aws storage
2) set up a vps

The domain will be a cheap .store domain, and 1 and 2 should not exceed the limit where its not free anymore. I dont want wordpress or anything premade, i dont expect more than 50 orders. Is there a more stupid solution that lets me try out different providers?

i feel like all the automated things, supposed to make development easier, just severely slow everything down

[fabourite editor]
Micro. Adds enough features to nano to be used as a code editor, and replaces the weird shortcuts with the standard ones.