How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

  • 5
    1, stop being an ass and fix it.
  • 2
    Not always, IoT days.
  • 0
    This is my scrum master.

    “Why did you change a light bulb? Did you finish your sprint tasks yet? Stop hurting the sprint velocity for the stuff that IT can do.”

    “But my laptop won’t turn on? I can’t do my job and didn’t want to wait to take 3 days to do something I could do in an hour?”

    “You really need to reconsider your commitment to the team”
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