When you have dependency issues and can't work it out...

Just run

#npm install all-packages

And wait a millennia

https://npm.io/package/...

Same days you just need a duck.

Me: map.get(record.Id)

Code: null

Me: no, map.get(record.id)

Code: null

Me: let's grab this record from the map

Code: null

Me: what the flying fuck, take this fucking ID from this fucking RECORD and find it in THIS god forsaken map.

Code: null

Me:.......

Code: 😉

Duck: did it occur to you the ID exists only AFTER the map is created.

Me: you fucking wha..... oh I'm a dick head.

Anyone want a free Python, PHP, or Assembly book?

Well how about all 3???

https://fanatical.com/en/bundle/...

Oh dear god, not again!

Why, why can't we start the week on a different day?

If Apple attempts this, the world would be split between Apple hate and fuck that's awesome (on the 5th edition)

If Google actually followed through with it, it would have changed the world.

But Facebook... Facebook can go fuck it's self for trying to introduce mass surveillance inside sunglasses.

https://about.facebook.com/realityl...

When you finally get to join the small group of people that have reached hell.

🤧😢🤧

It's been a long ass journey and it's warm down here.

Can we agree, a lot of people tend to pick the wrong one for the job at hand.

And just in case devRant does it's magic on the image....

Full image
https://storage.googleapis.com/gweb...

For fucks sake, how many times can you get the same error before giving up?

So, there's this form, and it's used quite frequently without fail, and there's this 1 user receiving an error that some data is incorrect, so... they submit the form again, and again, and again, and 6 more times with the same bloody error all because changing 1 fucking field is obviously to hard to recognise as the problem when the error says "you can not have 'x' in field 'y'"

Fuck it, do I need to replace 'x' with a blank, just because you can't read a fucking error message?

Anyone else getting 504 timeouts on devRant or It just me.....

Or maybe it's that giant image in the feed taking forever to load 🧐

Some days be like that.

It's alive 😮

Edit: oh shit that was 10 days ago

Everyone prepare for notif madness!

There's nothing like finishing the build for a 4 month project, send it for testing and then there's change requests that fundamentally change what the fuck you built.

Some days a good bottle of bourbon or 5 are needed. 😤🥃

God bless the Git, for the has done the forsaken and deleted a script many a era ago, and on this blessed day of days, he who is a dickhead needed such thy script to test functionality thy requires to be in the heavenly clouds to utilise....

Fuck I love git history to save me from having to write this thing again 🥰

Ps: IF YOU DON'T USE GIT, BE ASHAMED!

Monday morning and Microsoft goes down across the board

No office
No teams
No SharePoint
No azure
Not any fucking thing.

Well done ass hats, not like I had anything to do today 😓

GitHub
This repo contains the following languages:
- PHP 58%
- HTML 34%
- Javascript 5%
- CSS 2%
- Ruby 0.6%
- Hack 0.3%
- NASL 0.1%

The last 3 are not in this repo.

Don't fear about AI taking our jobs, it still can't identify what languages it's looking at.

Everyone loves freebies!

So solicited spam time 😎

Developer Nation is running a survey to gain insights, explore trends and track developer experiences across platforms, languages, revenue models, verticals, tools, segments and regions.

Yea ok, it's a massive questionnaire, but did I mention the freebies?

https://developereconomics.net//...

Not sure if pricing error, or Holy fuck balls.

But Assassins Creed Origins - Gold Edition is $20 right now🤯

https://fanatical.com/en/game/...

Me: purchases Amazon Fire stick TV

Amazon: thank you for your purchase, we recommend buying a Fire stick TV Lite.

Me: so, you want me to buy the cheaper model of the item I just bought?

Amazon: hell yea, it'll go nicely with your current Fire Stick TV and offer even less functionality,

Wow, I'm going to have a hard time remembering this one.

IT have changed after so many years the password criteria for our machines, to the point it's a bit ridiculous.

Like I'm all for securing your accounts and using random passwords but, this is rough.

Minimum of 14 chars
Not the past 6 passwords
Must contain several %}*]=[^{
Must contains numbers
Must contain upper case letters
Must contain Lower case letters
Must not end in a number
Must sacrifice a virgin on every login
Must be changed every 30 days

🍰

Today I navigate the devRant oceans for the 157,680,000 second.

Who knew this place would be still pumping some of the greatest devs I've come to appreciate so many years later, it's not the vibrant place it once was, but it's still full of hidden gems.

Yay, it's Monday!
And as Monday's go, there's a prod deployment, cool beans! 30 min later it's done!

So why the rant?

Because I'm on FUCKING ANNUAL LEAVE YOU BITCHES!!!!!

Fuck it, it's done, I'm going back to bed.

No matter how much documentation you write, and how well you comment the code, the truth is always the code itself.

This is a rant that doesn't end, it goes on and on my friends.

Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they continued reading it forever just because.....

https://devrant.com/rants/4411805/...

When you run the W11 update checker, and it doesn't tell you to buy a new laptop 🤨

Shit, now I need to work out how to stop it updating.

mind you, I always wanted to watch TikTok from my taskbar, win-win right?

Unpopular opinion:

Version control is shit, just rewrite it every time you change something and need to roll back.

Convince me otherwise!

does anyone know if theres a way (browser / api / mobile) lying around on devRant to retreive the list of users you have subscribed to?

it looks like someone has a half done project to finish 😢

you motherfucking cocksucking ass wipes.

How fucking hard is it for you JS cockheads to have STABLE fucking code?

So hear I am, thinking through a side project for data extraction and loading to automate some shitty part of my job, that could be used by the broader team... and decide to use electron.... I know it's a clusterfuck, but this wouldn't be a big application, so against my better judgement I run:

npm install electron
npm start
...
Error: unknown spawn

🤷‍♂️ you had 1 fucking job... 1 fucking lousy shit stain of a job, and you can't even have something run out of the god foresaken box without someone debugging your shit.

Now who has a WORKING alternative to electron?

Some people deserve to be shot.

There's a difference between a nice font and a practical font 😅

English is killing me here, so I'm going to crowd source a label here.

Best one wins a virtual hug 🤗

So, I need a customer facing word or words that doesn't sound like I gave up and just said "parent / related order"

Context being that a customer makes a purchase, but then comes back and purchases additional items in relation to the previous order on a seperate order.

I need a word!!

The end is here, someone pulled the Internet plug!!!!!

Fuck, stackoverflow is affected, my dev days are over!

Global 503 Whooooo

Good Job Fastly, making me work after hours.

https://status.fastly.com/