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kamen

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You do realise that node_modules are not deployed, don't you?
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grumpyoldaf

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@kamen and that makes what difference exactly?
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Horkrine

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We're going to need a bigger horse

> npm install bigger-horse
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gitpush

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@kamen I have a vue website that doesn't work without supplying packages.json and running npm install on production, I hope I'm not doing it wrong lol
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kamen

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@grumpyoldaf Normally node_modules exist only in a dev or CI environment. Whatever ecosystem you're developing for, it has its dependencies, just sometimes they're not as evident as node_modules.
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kamen

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@gitpush I'm not very familiar with Vue, but I'm sure it has a script that outputs a production-ready, self contained bundle.
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grumpyoldaf

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@kamen Yes we are all aware that everything has dependencies. But even a decent sized app with a lot of dependencies in a language like C# would still weigh less than node_modules. Am sure you know this.
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bluescreen

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@Horkrine don’t forget
Npm install horse-shoe-front-left
Npm install horse-shoe-front-right
Npm install horse-shoe-back-left
Npm install horse-shoe-front-right
Npm install reins
Npm install bridal
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g3t1t

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@bluescreen i think there is a complete package for it:
- npm i yet-another-horse
// PS: Don't forget to fix some vulnerabilities (fix for blinders)
- npm audit fix
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kamen

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@grumpyoldaf Have you seen Angular 8? It outputs bundles of 50-ish KB.
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spacem

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The last .net app I made was considerably smaller than the .net framework sdk and nuget packages it used
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grumpyoldaf

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@kamen you’re moving goalposts now mate.
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Horkrine

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@bluescreen That's great, but now you've installed all the packages for the horse but it's sitting on the cart instead of pulling it

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Funny coz it’s true

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