About22 year-old security-focused C# Developer from the UK
Skillsc#, sql, css, js, jquery
Joined devRant on 2/7/2019
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I have waited for years for a recruiter to finally slip up and do this incorrectly. And today, my prayers were answered.3
Why I love to code?
0. The community can be really awesome
1. The memes
2. They pay me lots of money for it?
When you're trying to support a legacy product and you come across this goldmine. Stupid shit like this is the reason I want to murder people
(Read the order of the parameters)10
Client: I forgot what my user ID is to log into the system
Me: It's just your employee ID number
Client: All caps?
Whoever decided that working with exclusive check-outs with teams in TFS was a good idea should be shot. What an absolute ball-ache!1
*deletes program / associated exe's*
*attempts to delete a file*
"Failed to delete file: In use by that_program_you_deleted.exe"
WELL IT'S NOT IN USE BECAUSE I JUST DELETED IT SO YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WINDOWS14