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rutee07
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God fucking damn it.

The server is down. It's not my fault this time. Actually, my boss asked some of the peasants to investigate why it kept going down recently so I guess it wasn't my jobs that brought it down earlier in my previous rant.

Anyway, the BA said the task was "no rush :)" Yeah, right. You just want to go home early for your 4th of July holiday then you're gonna rush me the next working day. Guess what? I'm not gonna let you. I will finish this today and you'll have to validate it.

But guess what? The server is not gonna let me do that either. Fuck this fucking witchcraft, I can't have my revenge on this planet. I'll just go home and cry while playing Minecraft wishing I was pixelated like those hentai cunts. 😢

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  • 17
    As a server-investigating peasant I'm sorry 😢 we try, but sometimes we don't know why it keeps dying
  • 3
    @Elyz lol 🤣
  • 6
    @Elyz If it's on certain days, always look for cleaning personal unplugging things.
  • 5
    @Elyz It's fine, sometimes developer peasants cause this too. 😜
  • 9
    @rutee07 like last week when some guy wanted to skin me alive and then found out it was his own fucking fault 🙄 don't be that guy
  • 4
    @Elyz I never do that, haha. Just in case it's my own fault so I don't humiliate myself. 😂
  • 5
    @Elyz where do I get a server investigating peasant from?

    I'm the dev that does that job too 😔
  • 9
    @C0D4 hire a student, lie to them and tell them they'll get to write code and then stick them in the server room and don't let them out 😔
  • 2
    @Elyz I don't think amazon will enjoy me sending a student to sit in some data centres 😂
  • 1
    @Elyz I used to work in support and investigating these issues were also part of my tasks. It's a real headache especially when I'm on-call and one of the servers go down.
  • 3
    @rutee07 it's the worst. But I especially hate when prod machines die at 2 am
  • 1
    I find the trick to resolving these types of issues is remaining calm and going and making a cup of coffee
  • 2
    @Elyz I hope you find a better job soon. 🐕
  • 2
    @Jameslikestea I ate bagel with cream cheese, man! 🍞
  • 1
    @rutee07 ahh nice, a great choice
  • 4
    @rutee07 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 we don't talk about that, boss might hear my sneaky plans
  • 3
    @Elyz I'd say I know a place... but I have plans of my own 😂
  • 0
    @Jameslikestea a cup of coffee with a bit of meth dissolved in it 🙂
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