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Building on this other rant: https://devrant.com/rants/2168393/...

What other pet peeves you have when chatting or texting? What things grind your gears?

For example:

People.........that type..........long messages................with lots of dots in between.........like they are allergic to the spacebar......

people that don't write any punctuation because they write like they speak and when you speak you don't speak the punctuation right and you also don't speak the question marks right do you agree

People that send a message to you, then after a whole minute has passed…
Hey
Hey
Hey man
R u there?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Call me when you read this ok?
Heeeeeeeeey
H
e
y
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:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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  • 6
    People who put emojis in every sentence or use emojis alone as a way to communicate.

    People who tYpE lYk tHiZ.

    As for the annoying things I do to annoy people like this, I smash my keyboards so it shows them I'm "Typing.." I do that for several minutes and as soon as their blood runs up their heads thinking "Oh my god, why is it so long? This must be important." I send a "K" or nothing at all.
  • 5
    Another good strategy is sticking a coin in one of the keys so it keeps "Typing.." and going on a coffee break.

    One of the worst people to chat with are the ones who pressure you into chatting with them when they talk about absolutely nothing important. I had a lot of bad experience with people who start a drama over me not responding to their "hey".

    Damn, I hate needy people. They are pathetic and should stop existing altogether.
  • 2
    I don't know how to fucking text. Seriously. I have a really good chance at getting a girl but I haven't talked to her in 3 weeks because how idk how to text. I overthink shit.
  • 4
    I cringe every time some Indian dude with poor English writes a message on some forum (looking at you, XDA).

    hello bro....superb software bro....u really do great job...but have small problem.....XYZ not work....plz help find solution 2019 working fix 100% problem bro.... [insert emoji with sunglasses here]

    Or when they suddenly switch to Hindi mid-sentence. GGAAHH. Y u do dis bro?!
  • 1
    @RantSomeWhere also it's always volte not working
  • 1
    @fuck2code bro volte working on this rom?! Pls need volte bro..................
  • 0
  • 2
    @RantSomeWhere
    / * Your warranty is now void.
    *
    * I am not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
    * thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please
    * do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM
    * before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
    * you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.
    */
  • 2
    @RantSomeWhere what's volte?
  • 2
    @fuck2code hah, that’s a frikken copypasta at this point. I always ignore these disclaimers.

    @irene it’s Voice over LTE. Basically VoIP, but it runs on a 4G mobile internet connection. Some major Indian cellular carriers seem to route their mobile phone calls over LTE, for some reason (I think it’s incredibly stupid). Not all ROMs support VoLTE, which is why Indian users are always pissed because they cannot call people.
  • 2
    @RantSomeWhere oh, I see. But not all phones even support LTE 🤔
  • 2
    @irene let alone routing voice calls over LTE. You're right. I think it's a stupid protocol. Carriers seem to push hard on it, though. They even offer free VoLTE calls.
  • 0
    @fuck2code

    FX [ Confused look. ]

    Is texting different to what we are doing now ?
  • 0
    People that don't answer questions..
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