I hate it when I wake up early in the morning thinking "oh, the repair man isn't gonna visit until later" and as soon as I start fapping to some gymnast sister video on Pornhub, he knocks on the door saying "security" over and over again.

I swear to god, as soon as the repairs are done, it's Tinder world for me. I'm gonna hear those "security" knocks for a whole different reason and it's gonna be fucking amazing.

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