How to write unmaintainable code and keep your job for life, tip #476;

Use A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S. to keep the code terse. Real men never define acronyms, they understand them genetically

Alternatively, "how to piss off your future coworkers who'll have to ask you every 5 minutes what a variable name means instead of being able to work independently"

Haha

Or, as I found in my company..

Have 20 private const ints that hold the "index" of a property, and make the property getter/setter access the value from a dictionary of <int, object>, while making the the properties protected and exposing a public GetProperty(int propI)

Repeat for the next 40 classes