Next will be j

Baby foo.

Perl Jam

As a second name add i. If anybody asks you what that letters mean you just say that you felt the need to add one.
Oh, and congratulations. By the way you have until February to enjoy sleep.

First name Max, middle name Int. Nobody can be bigger and if they think they are then they are actually the smallest.

@Pickman

Sometimes they just have to exercise their lungs.

Back when the kids were real little, I used to let them sleep on my chest. Don't know if it works for anyone else but it put them right to sleep.

Don't recommend it though if you're someone who tends to roll over or move around while unconscious.

At least you can name the second one j and call it a day

MyFirstKid

Bonus:
GeneratesMyKids() could be your wifes legal name

OR.. KidFactory

New KidFactory(new GeneratesKid())

First kid: Issac
Second kid: Jay or Jason
First daughter: Kaylee
Second daughter: Ellen
...

@rant1ng I guess that returns a Marriage.

@Pickman lol not always, there are of course exceptions