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rutee07
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Anyone else fucking around with IBM Watson's "Natural Language Understanding"? I'm learning and interested to see what people do with it on their free time. I'm experimenting with the combination below and would appreciate some input:

- Web scraper to get unstructured data (stories, reports, confessions, etc.) from different websites

- Kaggle as source for some structured data and cross-validation for the info extracted from the item above

- HBase to gather all this shit

- Now, this IBM Watson shit to get more insights that my puny little brain couldn't come up with on its own and to improve some patterns used for the extraction

A custom targeted model is used in our current project and I want to learn how to do all of that in detail. I decided to try out the demo and use it on a personal project. Funny how John Wayne Gacy's story scores 50/50 of Joy and Anger in Emotion. I know there's not enough sources and it's a fucking demo. I just found it amusing so calm your needy tits. I've only discovered fire and went "ugugu gaga!", I'm not in the moon yet.

Anyway, I thought I'd try pasting one of my lengthy rants in there, and boy, would I have fun building a custom model for this convoluted shit brain. It made me think about bots. How polite and how "straight" their personalities are.

If I were to make something to respond to the messages from people who know me, they'd be instantly suspicious because just look at the results below. I'd get something more predictable if I used a normal bot. I can't imagine how all of these exist in one shitpost. Why?

This is gonna be fun.
I'm rambling again, good night.

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