I wrote a random programming joke generator with the JokeAPI in PHP and it insulted me:

Don't you love it when they just bite you back.

"HTML is a programming language"

@SirVicco I was going to say, not it isn't. Then I thought I would check to see if it is turing complete. Apparently with CSS it is:

https://lemire.me/blog/2011/...

I also learned Wolfram is a bunch of fuck heads.

Who knew?

@Demolishun I'll go to sleep less stupid tonight.

@Demolishun I found this

@SirVicco is that Falcon 9 with its two companion boosters?

@Han-Anonymous Sure 😏

It's right

@Demolishun I would argue that being turing complete doesn't make something a programming language. I mean you can use it to program, but it is not a programming language.

Just like I can use my mouse to write text by clicking on a virtual keyboard but that doesn't mean my mouse is a keyboard.

I came for the joke, but left with a shit ton of reading on what is or isn't turning complete. Y'all are alright

Lol that joke was one of my favorites to add since it is just so dull and stupid.

Thanks for using my API :)

@Sv443 thanks for building it. ☺️

@Sv443 don't bother to answer on the other rant... I found out myself. 😅

@Plasticnova

"turning complete"

Lathes are turning complete.