I styled the RSS feed for my wifes podcast. Why? Because I can...

Got my name back.

Finding this old comment made me laugh.

Damn Laravel 8 changed...

This whole Jetstream thing is kinda cool and infuriating....

I love the features but hate the code. I want ny laravel pug views back. Q_Q

A client asked for a tool for his website. So I built it for him and he was satisfied with the thing, cause it did what it should. Nevertheless I was not, because it kind of had a messy backend. I made it working and charged my time. Now I am wondering if I should rebuild the thing to satisfy my code quality for free, or just keep that thing as ugly as it is....

What your opinion on this?

I have another issue 😬 with one of my Ubuntu laptops. The wifi chip somehow has connection issues. It nearly has no signal. I have to be beside the router to get a connection.

I changed the chip to a new Qualcomm Atheros chip already, but there was no change. I tried a few "speed up your WiFi connection" blog posts. But that also changed nothing.

Do you guys have any advice? :-\

😵 help - I totally fucked up.

I managed to delete my /dev/sda1 partition with gparted while trying to format an USB-Stick...

Now my laptop not even trys to boot. It only opens BIOS without any boot options. I absolutely have no idea how to fix that shit. 😣😰

Where to buy a windows licence?

Amazon is selling them for 30€ while windows wants 145€....

My hero.... This motherfucker client actually asked for an e-commerce affiliate website made by german devs for under 40€.

Theres actually a place called 'toothbrush'.

Oh, my god. What have I seen. Please kill my eyes.

😵😵😵

This motherfucker tried to fuck me!

Ok, here's the full story.
I applied for a quick job as freelancer. He told me I just had to implement stripe payment gateway. After finishing that he asked to save the user data from payment to the database, too. I added that. All the way he wanted me to work on his ugly project on a rotten server through cpanel. But I refused instead I uploaded a showcase environment on my own server.
After he tested my code and all was working as expected he again tried to make me implement the code right away into his retarded project before payment. When I mentioned that he has to pay me first he started bitching that he won't pay in advance.

At this point I left that fucker. Knowing that my feeling was right and this bitch never had the intention to pay for my work. He just wanted to steel my code.

Fuck you. I hope you get eaten in your bed by very hungry slugs one day. Like this one guy here on devrant.

Installing Shopware 5 with nginx is a bitch.

The end.

I've a new request from a client wanting a drop shipping system with WordPress and WooCommerce. He also wants a merchandise management system.

I never did this and am unsure how to build it, what fuck to expect or even what to charge.

Please send help! 🥺😱😰

Yea. Fuck you too.

Dumb username ✓

Neumorphism is the new Parallax.

Have you ever noticed how racist Rick Astleys music video for "never gonna..." is? 🤔

Watching german cartoons with my daughter is kind of weird sometimes.

Tell the truth. Who of you hacked twitter? 😏

I got -red-bombed.

Thanks, I guess.

Digistore24 is a steaming pile of shit!

The whole product creation and purchase integration is covered by ugly smelling donkey shit. This whole dumb service is made by idiots.

The 'scripts' they provide to throw at your server for generic customer handling is a joke. Just a raw php mess. But nothing works and debugging this piece of shit is nearly impossible because they don't even provide a proper documentation on how they make the request to your machine.

🤬

Every time I get a new phone I swear "this time I will keep my browser clean".

One week later dozens of _interesting_ taps opened. 🙄

Still learning haskell not even knowing a single good usecase for it. Nevertheless it is fun.

My favourite function already.

Can somebody explain this joke? I don't get it.

I build an video-course platform on a VPS. But the videos uploaded are filling up its space really fast.

Am I doing it wrong? What would you choose to host the videos?

Client wanted me to implement a "fix" for the site beeing to large on mobile. He had to scroll too long. I implemented a quick fix and turned the biggest list into a carousel with slick slider (awesome 5-minute-fix btw.)

But it depends on jQuery. I feel so dirty now. The sites amount of JavaScript is three times bigger now, too. Please, don't judge me. 😩

I published it a few days before the world started acting weird. But I think it counts.

I finished my dev components store: https://asdf-store.com

Wombat has his deployment day today! *_*

Wombat is freaking excited!!!