I got -red-bombed.

Thanks, I guess.

Digistore24 is a steaming pile of shit!

The whole product creation and purchase integration is covered by ugly smelling donkey shit. This whole dumb service is made by idiots.

The 'scripts' they provide to throw at your server for generic customer handling is a joke. Just a raw php mess. But nothing works and debugging this piece of shit is nearly impossible because they don't even provide a proper documentation on how they make the request to your machine.

🤬

Every time I get a new phone I swear "this time I will keep my browser clean".

One week later dozens of _interesting_ taps opened. 🙄

Still learning haskell not even knowing a single good usecase for it. Nevertheless it is fun.

My favourite function already.

Can somebody explain this joke? I don't get it.

I build an video-course platform on a VPS. But the videos uploaded are filling up its space really fast.

Am I doing it wrong? What would you choose to host the videos?

Client wanted me to implement a "fix" for the site beeing to large on mobile. He had to scroll too long. I implemented a quick fix and turned the biggest list into a carousel with slick slider (awesome 5-minute-fix btw.)

But it depends on jQuery. I feel so dirty now. The sites amount of JavaScript is three times bigger now, too. Please, don't judge me. 😩

I published it a few days before the world started acting weird. But I think it counts.

I finished my dev components store: https://asdf-store.com

Wombat has his deployment day today! *_*

Wombat is freaking excited!!!

Wombat is days away before launching his side project. It is a platform to sell website components for devs and designers.

I am very nervous about it. 😬😬😬

it manifests in us what we think particularly often.

What package do you recommend for charts with Laravel?

Is anybody using an N26 bankaccount? What is your experience?

Today I asked for a 5% rise. I got 10%.

I love laravel. But I hate blade as it's templating engine. Why didn't they choose pug. Its so much more readable. I know I can have it by packages. But I would rather see it as the default.

Client: Extend string size for that URL field. I have to input a really large URL in there.

Me: Please show me the URL first.

Client: Here it is //randomurl.com/random-route/15363783?i=jfjfjfjjfjfjhf&shit=jfjfjkfkfkgjfjjhh74747jdjh&you=kfjfjbhgg779hdhhd&not=jfjhdh63737#fuckingKiddingMe

Me: You can leave the whole part after the question mark. Insert it like //randomurl.com/random-route/15363783

Client: Ok, great. Thanks.

#####

Me later checking the data inserted:

//randomurl.com/random-route

I hate humans.

Since the last Windows Update broke my wife's laptop (the WiFi driver doesn't woro anymore) she's moving to Linux. I hope it goes well since she is a non-techi. I kinda am excited.
The biggest problem will be the lack of Adobe Illustrator. 😕

Yesterday I had to deploy a website, nothing big. But afterwards I wanted to delete the site on my showcase subdomain and ran

rm -rf *

in the console. I almost died.

I really tried to give tailwind a chance. I gave my best to start using it....

I hate it. It sucks. It makes my design process slow as fuck. Fuck of with this shit.

Fuck it. Today I broke my production server installing the brotli encryption on nginx. -_-

IOT - Like a Bosch ~

Sometimes I cant trust my brain.

I can't await Laravel 6.

I love FP for sure, but it kind of looks weird in PHP. Tough I realy like the desgin of this website.

https://phpslang.io

I wrote a random programming joke generator with the JokeAPI in PHP and it insulted me:

I was playing with the october cms this morning and I just can't imagine this shot beeing faster than me using plain stuff. 😕

Tell me your opinions on this.

Download completed: Creativity

I know politics is not allowed here, but I have to share this gem with you.

One day before the election for the European parliament the website of the German city Bochum showed a wrong bar diagram with false results of the election for a few seconds.

Everyone was loling. But I was like WTF? They were testing in production. And also they included data were the party AFD had about 50% of the votes. Are they retarded or so?

Hi @dfox, hi @trogus

Why have you decided to achive a sticky avatar on the rant page by increasing padding-top on scroll on the web app?

I try to understand your decision, because I would have choosen position sticky.