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Marill
5y

Breakdown of a casual work day:

50%- typing the same commands over and over again in my terminal and watching things build.
10% - lunch, coffee, attending nature’s calls, staring into space enjoying the headphone music.
10% - googling solutions. Only to find that 3 minutes later you’re reading a wikihow page on how to moonwalk.
10% - talking to fellow humans
10% - typing my password to unlock my computer. Mac users exclusive -typing keychain passwords
5% - contemplating what will happen if you suddenly get up and start dancing. Will you start a flash mob?
5% - random thoughts continue...why am I here? Why am I not partnering with Daft Punk to release a single?

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  • 5
    You forgot the additional 30% fixing urgent matters.
  • 6
    Why aren't you partnering with Daft Punk and releasing a single??
  • 2
    20% Updating random stuff
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  • 2
    sub-hire a chinese guy who can take your work remotely and get yourself into some other projects, more money for ya, and more recognizing.

    profit
  • 3
    Was searching for a solution to RoR issue, ended up at anti-submarine warfare
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