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Me: So you know how to program in Java right?

Poser: yea.

Me: can you show me some of your work?

Poser: console.log("Hello, World!")

Me: get out.

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  • 1
    @ckret `console.log()` is JavaScript.

    Well could also be Java but the function is a common JavaScript function and doesn't exist in the standard Java library
  • 0
    @ckret the whole joke is that it isn't even Java, and it's just a hello world example.
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