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"I found this tool that we should use because I'm a manager and its simple enough that my tiny little manager brain could set it up!"

Oh wow good for you, Mr. Manager! And what, praytell, does the tool require?

"All proprietary and cost-ineffecient products: MSSQL Server and Windows IIS! What do you mean we have to get the data out in order for it to be scalable? Look at it! I set up a website by clicking on an EXE i downloaded from github!"

Amazing, Mr. Manager. So you violated our security practices AND want to pocket even MORE of our budget?

Kindly fuck right off and start suggesting things instead of making people embarrass you into stoping your fight for your tool (has happened on more than one occassion).

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  • 4
    Well - thats what managers do.
    Get that guy fired, for violating security.
  • 2
    @magicMirror i wish i could. Security doesnt have that kinda weight around here...
  • 4
    Security policy is backed up by top managment, or it does not work, at all. Make sure the top knows about this.
    If the top don't care... well. It is time to leave, and short the stock.
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