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sam9669

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Kylie Jenner
Kendal Jenner
Adrianna lima
Scarlett Johansson
Emma stone
Sarah Snyder
And all the girls from r/prettygirls
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redstonetehnik

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Lol
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AllenII

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Wife material here, you lucky man you
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SirWindfield

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@sam9669 vote for Emma
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drRoss

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@sam9669 Don't forget Caitlyn!

Wait, what?!
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infiniteloops

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You better marry this woman before somebody else figures it out first.
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mundo03

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I still want some from Brody Dalle, :(
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tarun7singh

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Story imaginary, imaginary girl
..Profession ultra imaginary
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iSwimInTheC

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@tarun7singh but look at all those points! Sometimes it's worth the fake Internet points
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chewbacca

477

4y

Gross!
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yashmehrotra

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@tarun7singh yeah, the situation is imaginary, but the underlying point I'm trying to make is very real
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korent

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Sophie Turner would be nice 😀
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codeblue

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Definitely a keeper
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frederikkunze

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OMG this made my day. Make a Pool here and hand it over to her.
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sergioct

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4y

Pls.... Lagertha frontal vikins
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redstonetehnik

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@frederikkunze welcome to devRant!
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nightfury

514

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Girl friends like them exist?
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SirWindfield

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@nightfury no. Their existence is as feasible as a solution to the P vs NP problem.
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nightfury

514

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@SirWindfield hahaha
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loridk

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4y

@mundo03 who doesn't?
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treeroot

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4y

@sam9669 you are everywhere man.
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anshullahoti

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Q. What is a Unix or Linux sysadmin’s favourite hangout place?

A. Foo Bar
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Nanos

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2y

I had a friend whose wife worked for the same place.

Shame he died so young from a rare form of cancer..
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Nanos

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Porn archives are a great place to send new recruits too on their first day at the job, they are usually gone for hours !
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FuckJava

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Angela Merkel
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bols59

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2y

Marc West, Jason Branch, [name eliminated from list as I don't need a pic of what I've already schtupped], Coach Austin...
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12bitfloat

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1y

"Your's of course, baby"

"Oh and Scarlett Johansson"
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FrontEndLove

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@sam9669 how about viki odintcova

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