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GiovaniDL
5y

Do you guys often get upset because of people that ask your job because when somebody asks me what I do for a living and I say "I'm a programmer" this someone says one of these:

1- Oh really, can you tell me HoW tO HaCk NaSa? (It's more often than you think)

2- WOW AWESOME SO I HAVE THIS BiLlIon DolLarS ApP IdeA CaN yOu ProGraM iT?

3- Hm... and... what do you do for a living? (Apparently programming is not a job)

4- Cool! Me too! Bcs once I MaDe ThiS GaMe I prOGraMmed WiTh GaMeMaKer (true story, and it was a flappy bird, but in the place of the bird it was chuck norris with a moustache instead.)(with lasers.)(Also it wasn't really working.)

5- Cool bro, so, can you take a look at my printer?

6- Hm nice * looks away with disgusting face * (that was my own family lol ;-;)

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  • 8
    5y
    When you're in the game long enough, you have succinct answers to all the above.

    1. No.
    2. No.
    3. (raised eyebrow)
    4. Ok.
    5. No.
    6. Ok.
  • 5
    5y
    1) you'll need to watch Weird Science, it's a great tutorial on hacking into systems.

    2) yea sure, go draft it up and we'll talk.

    3) I make keys go "tap tap tap" and millions of dollars enter a bank account, what it is you do again?

    4) sweet man, you should finish that up, I recon that's going to be a hit.

    5) it looks like a printer to me 🤷‍♂️
  • 0
    5y
    @AlmondSauce yeah hahah XD
  • 1
    5y
    @C0D4 @C0D4 "I make keys go 'tap tap tap'" lol im dead hahah
  • 3
    5y
    @GiovaniDL when you've been in this industry long enough, you'll find your own golden answers to these types of questions.
    Or steal mine.....😏
  • 1
    5y
    Here in Africa number 2 is most common
  • 1
    5y
    @vmuthabuku those people are everywhere lol
  • 1
    5y
    4 is actually not bad, I'd even encourage them if they're younger or less experienced than me. Fuck the rest.
  • 0
    5y
    @Charon92 yeah

    "Once I was able to open the cmd and show all the stuff I have in my pc!"

    Wow, congrats finding out "tree" command
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