I went to flwater.com and it is not a website about Florida's water.

It redirects to this change.org petition? It's incredibly strange. NSFW banner btw.

"sex porn xxx hardcore pictures"

Man, that dude knows his search terms.

Ah yes, "kid suicide". The real problem of our time

Porn stars are people too, for the most part. Might be a couple donkeys here and there

I also like how the banner contains the word "std" around 20 times when watching porn is one of the few sexual activities with literally zero risk of contracting an std

holy shit, that banner is so weird...

like one part of me laughs at the lunacy...

but another part is kind of freightened, like when you watch a movie that gets in the mind of a psycho
and also freightened because these people can influence other weak minds.

@12bitfloat I thought the real problems were the boys selfkills

@jesustricks "boys selfkills" == "men committing suicide"?

Sorry my brain is kinda slow right now

Does Google stop showing such websites for kids less than 3 years?

@12bitfloat I'm just worsening the quality of the term further: you would say "child suicide" not "kid suicide"
don't make me explain myself again or I'll commit "man suicide"

Seems legit, signed with all 50 of my google accounts.

@jesustricks The petition text says "kids suicide"

Please don't commit "third-party man suicide"

@12bitfloat I used to think regicide was killing someone named regis

sure it isn't an ad switchboard?

I think people are more likely to commit sucide due to people like that one that have made that petition

@gudishvibes no, it's always "well everyone should have to abide by it because think of the children" since god forbid you can't just sit your kid down with a tablet and have them shut up for the day -_-

Who wrote that shit? I'm an English-as-a-second-language speaker, and I cringe reading that shit…

@SomeNone I'd assume most people here aren't actually native speakers.

"Google and it's 100,000 employees are devils for destroying children's brains showing them hardcore sex porn free"

I am starting to think the whole text was written by some Markov-chaining program.

@kescherRant yeah, that't not a wild guess, that reddit ai subreddit sounds kind of life this

"Google CEO wants everyone to see porn for free"
...
"They don't care about psychological damages as long as Google profits coming in"

Free or profitable, pick one.

Yes yes, data, but this person isn't smart enough for that. Also free porn on Google would kill their market for data on porn-related interests.

Edit: algo necro 🙁